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Started by garbon, August 24, 2012, 04:01:53 PM

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Solmyr

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/25/prince-harry-vivid-porn-offer-10-million/

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Prince Harry Offered $10 MILLION To Bone on Film

You knew it was coming ... and now, so does Prince Harry -- a multi-million dollar offer to get down and dirty in a XXX movie ... courtesy of the biggest porn studio on the planet.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch just fired off a letter to the royal palace in London -- offering Prince Harry $10 million to star in a big budget adult film called "The Trouble with Harry" ... thanks to his recent naked romp in Vegas.

According to the letter, the film would also star "little Harry" and would feature some REAL royal carousing -- in the form of full-on boning.

Hirsch writes, "We assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be 'minimized' in any way."

God save the peen.

Martinus


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jimmy olsen

Better Harry news.

http://news.sky.com/story/1040999/prince-harry-i-killed-taliban-in-afghanistan

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Prince Harry: I Killed Taliban In Afghanistan

Prince Harry confirms that he took enemy fighters "out of the game" as he ends his second tour of Afghanistan.



By David Bowden, Defence Correspondent

Prince Harry has confirmed he killed Taliban insurgents during his latest tour of Afghanistan, saying: "We fire when we have to - take a life to save a life."

The third-in-line to the throne is on his way home after a five-month tour of the war-torn country as an Apache pilot gunner, where he said his unit took enemy fighters "out of the game".

The prince's job meant he was in the front seat of the attack helicopter, controlling an array of weapons including a 30mm cannon and Hellfire Missiles.

When asked if he had killed from the cockpit the 28-year-old replied: "Yeah, so lots of people have."

However Captain Wales, as he is known in the Army Air Corps, said the sight of an Apache was often enough to make Taliban fighters flee.

"They look at us and just go 'Right, that's an unfair fight, we're not going to go near them'.

"But occasionally we get taken on, even when we are overhead.

"Take a life to save a life. That's what we revolve around, I suppose. If there's people trying to do bad stuff to our guys, then we'll take them out of the game, I suppose."

The prince's duties included stints as part of the Very High Readiness (VHR) team at Camp Bastion in Helmand, which meant whiling away the hours playing board games and sleeping fully clothed awaiting a call 24 hours a day.

He said his crew got their response time down to just "six-and-a-half or seven minutes".

Once airborne the task could be anything from medical evacuation of a wounded soldier, to firing on the enemy who might have coalition troops pinned down.

"Every time you run the aircraft you get that adrenaline rush and then once you're in the aircraft you've got to try and slow yourself down because otherwise, if the adrenaline is pumping too much, if you're going too fast you're going to miss something."

For the most part 662 Squadron treated their Royal colleague as just one of the team, but when the prince had to mix with other soldiers at Camp Bastion in Helmand, he sometimes felt uncomfortable.

"I go to the cookhouse and everyone has a good gawp.

"That's one thing that I dislike about being here, because there's plenty of guys in here who've never met me and think of me as Prince Harry as opposed to Captain Wales, which is frustrating."

While he enjoyed Army life, the prince described a Taliban attack on the camp last September as a "reality check".

Insurgents broke into the heavily armed base, killing two US marines and wrecking equipment.

"This camp is in the middle of Afghanistan so you should expect to be attacked at any point.

"The guys dealt with it really well and it was on my birthday, so it was a bit of a reality check."

Harry's first tour of Afghanistan in 2008 was cut short when foreign media broke a news blackout, and he had to come home early.

He is bitter about being pulled out last time, and would have gone back to his old regiment - part of the Household Cavalry - if he could.

However, it was deemed to be too dangerous.

"My choice would have been out on the ground with my regiment. That sounds quite spoilt when I'm standing in front of this thing (an Apache helicopter)."

Harry and his squadron now plan to spend time "decompressing" - letting their hair down in Cyprus - before flying back home for a few weeks' leave.

After that, Harry's plans are less clear.

"I'll always be here for my grandmother and whoever needs to send me abroad for whatever reason," he said.

"I don't really have any plans. This was my main effort to get back out to Afghanistan - that's another tick in the box.

"As to how long I'm going to spend in the Army, who knows? I will continue to bounce between my Army job and the other job."
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Zanza

Quote from: Harry"It's a joy for me because I'm one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox, so with my thumbs I like to think I'm probably quite useful"
And what a mature person he is about killing them...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/9817482/Prince-Harry-relaxing-after-Afghanistan-tour-ends.html

DGuller

Sounds like Harry is quite a player after all.

Malthus

Meh, I'm re-reading a book about the Duke of Marlborough (written, ironically enough, by Lady Di's brother  :D ). In those days, people knew how to make a *real* royal scandal!

- The future duke first gains royal favour when his dear sister becomes a royal romp;

- He nearly loses Charles' favour when he's caught in flagrante by Charles with another royal romp - his own cousin (Charlie's reaction: 'I forgive you, you are a sad rascal, but you only do it to earn your bread' - true enough: the mistress pays him  5,000 pounds!)

- He gains power because his wife has what many consider a lesbian affair with Queen Anne - and loses favour when his wife has a lover's tiff with Anne (Anne falls for a younger chick, also a cousin of the wife)

- His best military buddy, Prince Eugene, left France in a huff and swearing revenge for the shabby treatment of his mom and himself - his mom had to flee France because she was plausibly accused of Satanism and poisioning (in an attempt to win back King Looie's sexual favours); Looie ridicules the Princes' ambitions to become a military man because he's "effeminite" in appearance and actions and so more suited, in Looie's opinion, for the Church (this proves to be a mistake ...)
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Razgovory

Well they haven't had a Royal personally kill a person since Queen Victoria made Prince Bert eat a Fuzzy Wuzzy.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Malthus on January 22, 2013, 12:56:43 PM
- He gains power because his wife has what many consider a lesbian affair with Queen Anne - and loses favour when his wife has a lover's tiff with Anne (Anne falls for a younger chick, also a cousin of the wife)

I thought she was simply stupid and needy/clingy.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

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derspiess

Quote from: Zanza on January 22, 2013, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: Harry"It's a joy for me because I'm one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox, so with my thumbs I like to think I'm probably quite useful"
And what a mature person he is about killing them...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/9817482/Prince-Harry-relaxing-after-Afghanistan-tour-ends.html

He's been doing his duty.  He can bloody well say whatever he wants about it.
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Zanza

Of course. It's just that it makes him look like an immature idiot.  :bowler:

Malthus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 22, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
I thought she was simply stupid and needy/clingy.

There is no doubt that Sarah was the dominant personality (indeed her domineering ways is what made Anne toss her out eventually). It is likely that their relationship was not sexual, as in full-on muff-diving or whatever, but it certainly was, on Anne's side at least, "romantic": Sarah was clearly more to her than just a friend and advisor, judging by the correspondence, and the fact that Anne was willing to break with her sister the queen rather than give Sarah up. When Sarah fell from favour in place of her cousin, she accused Anne of keeping female favorites out of lesbian interest and threatened to publish her correspondence to prove it, for what that is worth.

Seems likely that Sarah wouldn't have looked at Anne twice if Anne were not royalty: by all accounts Sarah was brilliant and beautiful (though domineering and vindictive), and Anne was neither. The "romance", if that was what it was, was all on Anne's side.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Drakken

Quote from: Martinus on August 25, 2012, 07:10:26 AM
It's good Di cheated on Charles - Harry is so hot, unlike his half-brother, Prince Horse-Face.

Sadly for you Di started her affair after Harry was born. I stand myself corrected.  :sleep: