American visitor feels unsafe in Calgary without his gun

Started by viper37, August 12, 2012, 09:19:30 PM

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DGuller

#150
August 14, 2012, 05:00:35 PM
Tired shticks are like good deep-dish pizzas or bad Triple Stacker burgers:  there are no such things.

Malthus

#151
August 14, 2012, 05:03:20 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 14, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
CC, I love ya, man, but the recent anti-american schtick is growing a bit tired. :console:

This is Languish. Schticks never get tired here.  :showoff:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#152
August 14, 2012, 05:13:08 PM
Well we have Martim and Marty to do that anti-American thing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

crazy canuck

#153
August 14, 2012, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 14, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 14, 2012, 04:43:30 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 14, 2012, 04:39:15 PM
And CC will be zombie chow :(

No way man.  All those American Zombies are going to be too stupid to realize it is warm in Vancouver.

Besides, they will have a natural aversion to going somewhere with gun control laws.

CC, I love ya, man, but the recent anti-american schtick is growing a bit tired. :console:

You should get a gun.

Eddie Teach

#154
August 14, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 14, 2012, 05:03:20 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 14, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
CC, I love ya, man, but the recent anti-american schtick is growing a bit tired. :console:

This is Languish. Schticks never get tired here.  :showoff:

:secret: Maybe you've made a few too many jokes about CDM's basement.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#155
August 14, 2012, 05:38:15 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 14, 2012, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 14, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 14, 2012, 04:43:30 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 14, 2012, 04:39:15 PM
And CC will be zombie chow :(

No way man.  All those American Zombies are going to be too stupid to realize it is warm in Vancouver.

Besides, they will have a natural aversion to going somewhere with gun control laws.

CC, I love ya, man, but the recent anti-american schtick is growing a bit tired. :console:

You should get a gun.

Then we'd have to tackle him.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

crazy canuck

#156
August 14, 2012, 05:45:35 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 14, 2012, 05:38:15 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 14, 2012, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 14, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 14, 2012, 04:43:30 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 14, 2012, 04:39:15 PM
And CC will be zombie chow :(

No way man.  All those American Zombies are going to be too stupid to realize it is warm in Vancouver.

Besides, they will have a natural aversion to going somewhere with gun control laws.

CC, I love ya, man, but the recent anti-american schtick is growing a bit tired. :console:

You should get a gun.

Then we'd have to tackle him.

Only if you had Marti with you.

garbon

#157
August 14, 2012, 07:37:03 PM
I doubt he's capable of tackling anyone. He didn't seem the type when we met.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

#158
August 14, 2012, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 14, 2012, 05:13:08 PM
Well we have Martim and Marty to do that anti-American thing.

WTF, what about me ?   :mad:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

katmai

#159
August 14, 2012, 08:18:42 PM
No one can understand what the hell you go on about.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Eddie Teach

#160
August 14, 2012, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 14, 2012, 08:18:42 PM
No one can understand what the hell you go on about.

I think it has something to do with bicycles.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

merithyn

#161
August 14, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 14, 2012, 08:51:43 AM
My door is unlocked.

Mine, too. :) And not a gun to be seen in my house, either.

Maybe I'm a Canadian in disguise.  :ph34r:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

crazy canuck

#163
August 14, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 14, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 14, 2012, 08:51:43 AM
My door is unlocked.

Mine, too. :) And not a gun to be seen in my house, either.

Maybe I'm a Canadian in disguise.  :ph34r:

We would gladly accept you.

mongers

#164
August 14, 2012, 10:36:27 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 14, 2012, 08:18:42 PM
No one can understand what the hell you go on about.

:D
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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