Question to Languishettes: do you notice when your guy is being oggled...

[katmai]

Tragic case of OD on mouth sugar

Thought that was jahuu.

All those scandis look alike.

[merithyn]

Often, and it amuses the hell out of me. Max never notices, but it's happened any number of times.

Some time ago, we went out to dinner one night and the server, an attractive, obviously-gay man, was incredibly solicitous of Max, while being somewhat rude and curt to me. I started laughing the third time the guy came around in 15 minutes to refill Max's nearly-full glass of water while completely ignoring my empty water glass. Max asked what I was laughing about, and I had to explain. He said, "Huh. Really?"

It doesn't bother me at all because I know that Max isn't interested in men. So, if anything, it just reaffirms what I already know: I married a hottie.

[The Brain]

Emasculated hottie, maybe.

[merithyn]

Emasculated hottie, maybe.

No, Brain, I didn't marry you, dear. That was just your dream last night.

[Eddie Teach]

Emasculated hottie, maybe.

It comes with use of metric.

[Ed Anger]

I thought we drove off most of the women off here. I know I did my duty with Charliebear. What a cunt.

[Caliga]

I thought we drove off most of the women off here. I know I did my duty with Charliebear. What a cunt.

I forgot about her till just now.

[Monoriu]

Pretty sure that nobody, male or female, eyeballs me.  I am utterly unattractive. 

My wife however does attract attention, despite her obesity.  Her attire is very conservative, even by HK standards.  The most memorable experience was when I travelled with her by train somewhere in the US West Coast.  In addition to us, there was only a fat black guy seated not too far from us.  The train stopped at a station, and the guy moved to the spot right next to my wife.  In an otherwise empty train car.  I've also noticed that some single men tend to stare at her. 

I don't feel any jealousy, because I know that she hates the attention.  Whenever this happens I tend to be quite worried about our safety. 

[CountDeMoney]

My wife however does attract attention, despite her obesity.
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In addition to us, there was only a fat black guy seated not too far from us.  The train stopped at a station, and the guy moved to the spot right next to my wife.

Imagine that.

[Jaron]

Maybe he wanted her purse.

[Monoriu]

Maybe he wanted her purse.

Nope.  My wife is very security conscious (both her parents were senior police sergeants).  If we are seated together, her handbag is always between us.  There was no way someone seated on her other side could grab it.  Even I could tell that the black man was infatuated with her. 

[Eddie Teach]

Even I could tell that the black man was infatuated with her.

That's a bit strong for a stranger on a train.

[Monoriu]

Even I could tell that the black man was infatuated with her.

That's a bit strong for a stranger on a train.

That's why it leaves such a lasting impression on us.  It happened 10 years ago when I was in Berkeley, and I still remember what happened vividly.  I was really worried that time. 

[MadImmortalMan]

Mart--keep ogling. The guys may not notice but you're getting us nookie anyway. 

[The Brain]

Emasculated hottie, maybe.

No, Brain, I didn't marry you, dear. That was just your dream last night.

You think I'm a hottie?