Question to Languishettes: do you notice when your guy is being oggled...

[CountDeMoney]

I'll include a Sarcasm Meter rating with every post from now on.  Just for you.  Do you prefer numeric or alpha values?

Given the inanity of your recent posts - I'll just assume everything you post is a joke.

Save the sense the of humor for your AIDS hospice care;  you'll need it then.

[merithyn]

You think he'd be use to it by now.

Well, he does get hit on quite often, so yes, you'd think he would be used to it by now. 

[MadImmortalMan]

I'm insanely oblivious. I was literally hit on by a gay guy about a year ago and didn't figure it out until several hours later. He was asking me if I'd been working out and stuff. Once, I was on a business trip with a lady who was post-op. I just thought she happened to look a lot like John Cleese and that was unfortunate for her. Even after she spent a couple hours telling me about her time as a Marine officer I still didn't make the connection. She's written a book about her sex change and everything.

[Valmy]

I am pretty sure I have neither been hit on or ogled at any point.

[Valmy]

Also, I love Ayn Rand. I mean, her work.

Glad to see you embracing the work of militant Atheists.

[merithyn]

I am pretty sure I have neither been hit on or ogled at any point.

Hmm, I would doubt that, Valmy. You have most likely been both and simply didn't notice.

[Eddie Teach]

Girls are always checking me out.

"Mommy, what's that man doing in the bushes?"

[sbr]

I used to get ogled and checked out quite a bit when I was younger.  Not so much anymore.

[CountDeMoney]

Nobody asks me for the time of day, let alone oogle or whatever.  People know better.

[MadImmortalMan]

Nobody asks me for the time of day, let alone oogle or whatever.  People know better.

Girls only ask for the time in order to see how expensive a watch you're wearing.

[Ed Anger]

[The Brain]

My watch was on sale.

[sbr]

I can't remember the last time I wore a watch.

[Barrister]

I tend not to notice getting oogled.  It's been such a constant in my life I never give it any thought.

[crazy canuck]

Emasculated hottie, maybe.

No, Brain, I didn't marry you, dear. That was just your dream last night.

You think I'm a hottie?

Yes.

I still got it.

I am sure there is a vaccine for that.


@Marti, if you are this insecure you should probably pay him more.