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Started by Grallon, May 09, 2009, 05:16:59 PM

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vinraith

#30
May 09, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on May 09, 2009, 09:23:06 PM
Nothing wrong with ordering a burger without ketchup.

Edit:  Then again, proper burger joints don't bother asking which condiments (aside from mayo sometimes, I suppose) you want on the damn thing, and if you want extra special <brand> mustard because you're a douche, you're shit out of luck, and need to just suck it up and use the crusty bottle sitting on the counter or table.

Any place that serves sandwiches of any stripe and is too stupid to recognize a difference between brown and yellow mustard isn't worth bothering with.

PDH

#31
May 09, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
Anyone who uses the wrong condiments will burn in Hell...or be forced to move to Utah.  Really, there is no difference.
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garbon

#32
May 09, 2009, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 09, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
Anyone who uses the wrong condiments will burn in Hell...or be forced to move to Utah.  Really, there is no difference.

:w00t: :hug:
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MadBurgerMaker

#33
May 09, 2009, 09:49:03 PM Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 09:57:01 PM by MadBurgerMaker
Quote from: vinraith on May 09, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
Any place that serves sandwiches of any stripe and is too stupid to recognize a difference between brown and yellow mustard isn't worth bothering with.

Yes, but I'm talking about burger joints, not delis/sandwich shops that also happen to squeeze out crappy hamburgers.   I give no shits about what you demand on your triple layer BLT plus turkey minus the bacon or whatever.  ;)  :P

garbon

#34
May 09, 2009, 09:50:46 PM


:mmm:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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#35
May 09, 2009, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: vinraith on May 09, 2009, 07:11:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 09, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Quote from: vinraith on May 09, 2009, 06:18:07 PM
Agree with the first and last, but what's the chocolate syrup for?

Ice cream and milk.

Always preferred actual hot fudge on ice cream, but chocolate milk is a good thing.

The kind that's already chocolate milk at the store is way better than the kind from mixing milk and chocolate syrup or powder.
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vinraith

#36
May 10, 2009, 12:52:10 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 09, 2009, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: vinraith on May 09, 2009, 07:11:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 09, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Quote from: vinraith on May 09, 2009, 06:18:07 PM
Agree with the first and last, but what's the chocolate syrup for?

Ice cream and milk.

Always preferred actual hot fudge on ice cream, but chocolate milk is a good thing.

The kind that's already chocolate milk at the store is way better than the kind from mixing milk and chocolate syrup or powder.

I agree, and that's what I usually buy, but it's really a matter of what you want your chocolate milk to taste like.

garbon

#37
May 10, 2009, 01:14:22 AM
:x

I'm certainly not partial to the pre-made chocolate milk.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Viking

#38
May 10, 2009, 01:24:54 AM
He smokes, eats red meat, what's next, he drinks beer? If he weren't a blackfella you'd think he was a true red-state'er.
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Siege

#39
May 10, 2009, 01:30:34 AM
Only stupid people eat burgers.

They ain;t kosher.



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Syt

#40
May 10, 2009, 01:31:30 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 10, 2009, 01:30:34 AM
Only stupid people eat burgers.

They ain;t kosher.
You'll never be a real American. :(
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Siege

#41
May 10, 2009, 01:56:52 AM
But I do more for America than your average american-born people do.
I don't take the Land Of The Free for granted.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

vinraith

#42
May 10, 2009, 01:59:48 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 10, 2009, 01:30:34 AM
Only stupid people eat burgers.

They ain;t kosher.



:huh: I don't see why kosher cuts of beef inherently couldn't be used to make a hamburger. Is there something about the processing that rules it out or...?

I mean, if you can make a kosher hot dog :mmm: why not a kosher hamburger?

Martinus

#43
May 10, 2009, 04:18:42 AM
Damn you all. You made me hungry. Now I have to go out and get a McDonald's burger.  :mad:

DontSayBanana

#44
May 10, 2009, 09:17:43 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 10, 2009, 04:18:42 AM
Damn you all. You made me hungry. Now I have to go out and get a McDonald's burger.  :mad:
Not inviting anybody over for dinner. :angry:

Sorry, the joke had to be made. :blush:
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