Is It Wise For People To Stick Their Todger In The Hole Poo Comes Out Of ?

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July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2012, 05:40:38 PM by mongers
Is it wise for people to stick their todger into the hole poo comes out of ?

If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Have you considered other options, other places for your lance to find a resting place ? 
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July 04, 2012, 05:46:35 PM
Kant plays a part.
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July 04, 2012, 05:49:18 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Because she said I couldn't.

Admiral Yi

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July 04, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 04, 2012, 05:37:45 PM
Is it wise for people to stick their todger into the hole poo comes out of ?

If you do this, what motivates you to do it ?

Partly the taboo, partly the grip.

QuoteHave you considered other options, other places for your lance to find a resting place ?

Of course.

Neil

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July 04, 2012, 06:08:57 PM
There are worse ways to spend your time.  So long as the people involved are of the opposite sex, I don't really have a problem with most sexual practices.
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July 04, 2012, 06:17:52 PM
It's comforting to know that she'd let me do that.
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July 04, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
How I read the OP:

WHATS THIS GOVEN'R? WHATS ON THE TELLY? ME PRAM HAS A WOBBLY WHEEL!
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#8
July 04, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
not much problem for the poker i hear. looks jolly good fun.

on the other hand,aside from the issue of it being thoroughly unappealing i hear a lot of bad health related stuff about being the pokee
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mongers

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July 04, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2012, 05:46:35 PM
Kant plays a part.

Good to see Someone got it.  :)
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#10
July 04, 2012, 07:38:29 PM
A bit of a misfire there.
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July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
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July 04, 2012, 08:23:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
Jeez. he wants nothing going  into orifices, he wants nothing coming out of orifices. What fun is he?
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July 04, 2012, 08:32:12 PM
Not if you a plumber.
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July 04, 2012, 08:39:23 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2012, 08:23:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Marty would say no.
Jeez. he wants nothing going  into orifices, he wants nothing coming out of orifices. What fun is he?

Disagree. He wants foot and mouth.
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