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Started by Razgovory, June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM

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June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM Last Edit: June 28, 2012, 02:10:44 PM by Razgovory
My younger brother's roommate's boyfriend keeps threatening my little bro.  He's going to move out, but such a thing should not stand.  This may not be St. Louis, but ours is not a family you mess with.  Police are disinterested.  Won't help.  To busy shooting dogs, zapping people off bridges, or stealing evidence.  Raz may need to have a little talk with him.  I wish to make a peace offering to begin with.  What sort of wine is good for that?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#1
June 28, 2012, 01:59:57 PM
He can come live with me - not the roommate's boyfriend.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Darth Wagtaros

#2
June 28, 2012, 02:01:10 PM
Go Siegy on their asses.  Then, write a book. 
PDH!

derspiess

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June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please.  In English.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

#4
June 28, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please.  In English.

I'm sorry.  I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.

I took a shot at, http://web.ku.edu/~idea/northamerica/usa/westvirginia/westvirginia.htm  But I can't do it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#5
June 28, 2012, 02:16:33 PM
I find sleeping with fishes an excellent solution to problems.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#6
June 28, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
How to deal with a homophobe?  Wouldn't letting him finally suck your brother's dick solve the issue?

Martinus

#7
June 28, 2012, 02:35:26 PM
Tell him he sounds exactly like that other word he tries not to look like.

Oh wait I thought you said "homophone".  :blush:

Razgovory

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June 28, 2012, 02:48:14 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
How to deal with a homophobe?  Wouldn't letting him finally suck your brother's dick solve the issue?

He does not appear to be Lettow.  It's amazing how much information you can find on someone using the Internet.  You don't even need to pay for most of it.  People just put it out there.  Where they live, where they work, who their family is...  Like I said, I'm just going to have a discussion with this fellow.  It'll be fun.  I haven't done something like this in years.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

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June 28, 2012, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please.  In English.

I'm sorry.  I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.

But you went back & fixed your post-- GOTCHA.  Anyway, I don't understand the context of the St. Louis part.  And is your brother's roommate a girl?  I guess I assumed it was a guy, which confused me a bit.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

DGuller

#10
June 28, 2012, 03:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 28, 2012, 02:16:33 PM
I find sleeping with fishes an excellent solution to problems.
:XD:

Razgovory

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June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
Once again, please.  In English.

I'm sorry.  I can't speak the West Virginian dialect.

But you went back & fixed your post-- GOTCHA.  Anyway, I don't understand the context of the St. Louis part.  And is your brother's roommate a girl?  I guess I assumed it was a guy, which confused me a bit.

Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#12
June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.

Eddie Teach

#13
June 28, 2012, 03:23:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

When you say "family" does that mean blood relations only, or...?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

derspiess

#14
June 28, 2012, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Okay, now I understand.  My advice: study Joe Pesci's portrayal of Nicky Santoro in Casino & emulate that. 

Here's something to get you started:

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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