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Started by Razgovory, June 28, 2012, 01:56:06 PM

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#15
June 28, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.

Which part.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#16
June 28, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.

Which part.

THAT ITS A FUCKING CHICK, MAN
FUCK

Razgovory

#17
June 28, 2012, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 28, 2012, 03:23:21 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

When you say "family" does that mean blood relations only, or...?

I don't know how the blood relations all work.  They are all Catholic so I don't know which ones I'm related to and which ones are from marriage and which ones just hang around.  It's why I live in Jefferson City.  My Dad didn't want any part of that.  I didn't know most of them until I was older.  When I was in high school and got got beat up alot I got some advice on how to deal with people.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#18
June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Gee, don't put that qualifier in the original post or anything.

Which part.

THAT ITS A FUCKING CHICK, MAN
FUCK

Oh.  It didn't seem that important.  He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#19
June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh.  It didn't seem that important.  He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.

The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#20
June 28, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh.  It didn't seem that important.  He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.

The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.

That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#21
June 28, 2012, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh.  It didn't seem that important.  He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.

The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.

That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.

Well, you get a gold star :hug:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

#22
June 28, 2012, 03:56:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Yeah, it's some chick.  My family in St. Louis is a little on the rough side.

Okay, now I understand.  My advice: study Joe Pesci's portrayal of Nicky Santoro in Casino & emulate that. 

Here's something to get you started:

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

That's the way my Grandfather acted.  My dad was telling me a story about him last month (he's only really opened up on this stuff in more recent years).  My Dad had gotten some new car when he was young (this is back in the 1970's or possibly late '60's)  Little sports car.  Forgot the model.  My dad takes it into a garage to get it worked on.  For some reason the grease monkey doesn't want to fix it.  So Gramps come in (mind you he's really old.  He was born in like 1905 or something), and shouts that if they don't fix the car he'll firebomb the place.  The guys change their minds and fixed the car for free.

Now that I think about this, maybe I don't want to do this.  It's been a while, and now that I think about it, it always made me feel bad afterwords.  Maybe I should let it go.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

katmai

#23
June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.

^_^
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#24
June 28, 2012, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.

^_^

No shock there.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#25
June 28, 2012, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.

^_^

Well, at least they won't be mistaken for gay.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#26
June 28, 2012, 04:05:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.

^_^

Well, at least they won't be mistaken for gay.

I've made the opposite claim about Seedy before. ^_^
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#27
June 28, 2012, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 03:42:56 PM
Oh.  It didn't seem that important.  He's gay, so it seemed innocuous.

The way I originally read it, your brother had a gay male roommate whose boyfriend was some self-loathing gay homophobe or something.

That would make no sense...so I correctly interpreted it that the roommate was a girl.

Well, you get a gold star :hug:

The Jew thread is over there.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#28
June 28, 2012, 04:07:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 28, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
Garbon and I r smart.
Seedy and Derspicy are der stupid.

^_^

The fuck, man.  His brother's gay, he's got gay all over the thread with "homophobe" and shit, his "roommate's boyfriend" is not gender-specific on the roommate part....

Give me a fucking break.  Of course it reads GAY GAY FAGGITY FAGIT all over the fucking place.

Razgovory

#29
June 28, 2012, 04:09:11 PM
Don't get all bent out of shape.  You just proved you don't think like a homosexual.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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