David Cameron leaves 8-year-old daughter in pub

[Barrister]

I don't miss PM Cretin at all.

Neither do I.

Why Cretin, when we could have had this man as PM:

[Ed Anger]

CANADA HIJACK IN PROGRESS

[Barrister]

Someone take this thread to Saskatoon, stat!

[Octavian]

What's the big deal, I'm sure this has happened to most of use during our childhoods.

Hell on the few occasion it happened to me, I wasn't that bothered, though that time I had to walk ten miles home, only to find the locks had been changed was somewhat 'tiring'.

Do you think your parents were trying to tell you something?

[Neil]

You people learned nothing in 30 years.

Only one PM was ever assassinated, Spencer Perceval.  The man who tried to kill Robert Peel, and did kill his private secretary, was found insane - he's the origin of the M'Naghten rules.  Some students attempted to kidnap Alec Douglas-Home in 1964.  He explained that if they did so the country would vote Tory in sympathy - which is what they were trying to avoid, so they should let him go.  They did and he didn't report them to the police or university because he thought it would ruin their lives over a silly prank.

The IRA had a couple of pops at Thatcher and Major but always went for mortars or bombs.

And nobody shoots MPs in the head at strip malls.  The UK seems to be much better at security than the US.

[mongers]

What's the big deal, I'm sure this has happened to most of use during our childhoods.

Hell on the few occasion it happened to me, I wasn't that bothered, though that time I had to walk ten miles home, only to find the locks had been changed was somewhat 'tiring'.

Do you think your parents were trying to tell you something?

[dps]

You people learned nothing in 30 years.

Only one PM was ever assassinated, Spencer Perceval.  The man who tried to kill Robert Peel, and did kill his private secretary, was found insane - he's the origin of the M'Naghten rules.  Some students attempted to kidnap Alec Douglas-Home in 1964.  He explained that if they did so the country would vote Tory in sympathy - which is what they were trying to avoid, so they should let him go.  They did and he didn't report them to the police or university because he thought it would ruin their lives over a silly prank.

The IRA had a couple of pops at Thatcher and Major but always went for mortars or bombs.

And nobody shoots MPs in the head at strip malls.  The UK seems to be much better at security than the US.

I don't know--maybe shooting UK MPs would just be a waste of ammo.

[11B4V]

We need to remember that a pub to the Brits is a lot like a Denny's to the Americans.

I wouldnt leave any kid alone in a Denny's.

[grumbler]

I wouldnt leave any kid alone in a Denny's. 

If I were you, I'd leave the kids at Denny's alone. 

[CountDeMoney]

I wouldnt leave any kid alone in a Denny's. 

If I were you, I'd leave the kids at Denny's alone.

Grumbler gets 2 points on the reversal, and 2 points for the English Judo throw.

[11B4V]

I wouldnt leave any kid alone in a Denny's. 

If I were you, I'd leave the kids at Denny's alone.

Nice.