Full time job? Consider yourself lucky

[garbon]

Working for yourself, for fuckssakes.  Where's the entrepreneurial spirit?  Whining see-you-next-Tuesdays!

I think that road is paved with failed small businesses.

Your average small business owner fails five or six times before he succeeds. 

Many of us don't live that long.

[CountDeMoney]

Your average small business owner fails five or six times before he succeeds. 

Like criminals with long rap sheets, maybe they should find something else to do.

[Caliga]

I'm glad none of you people were around to talk Colonel Sanders out of his fried chicken business idea.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm glad none of you people were around to talk Colonel Sanders out of his fried chicken business idea.

Or more importantly, Truett Cathy.

[Jaron]

The more I work with entrepreneurs and small business owners, the more I wonder if the high failure rate is in relation to the high stupidity rate of the people who open businesses.

I've worked with people running their own thing that didn't even realize the first thing about balancing their books. 

[Caliga]

Or more importantly, Truett Cathy.

I wish you people were around to talk him out of being a Christian wacko.

[Ed Anger]

Or more importantly, Truett Cathy.

I wish you people were around to talk him out of being a Christian wacko.

Somebody was craving Chick Fil A on Sunday.

[CountDeMoney]

Somebody was craving Chick Fil A on Sunday.

Dude, those fucking Banana Pudding shakes are liquid fucking crack.

[Ed Anger]

Somebody was craving Chick Fil A on Sunday.

Dude, those fucking Banana Pudding shakes are liquid fucking crack.

100+ grams of sugar will do that.

[Caliga]

Chik-n-Minis for breakfast.  BEST BREAKFAST EVER.

[CountDeMoney]

Somebody was craving Chick Fil A on Sunday.

Dude, those fucking Banana Pudding shakes are liquid fucking crack.

100+ grams of sugar will do that.

It has real bananas. AND. REAL. CHUNKS. OF. PIE. CRUST.

[Drakken]

I'm glad I was accepted in plumbery/heating school this fall - the demand's so great it'll be nigh-on impossible not to find work. 

[Eddie Teach]

Sure, but you'll be working in buildings that aren't climate controlled.

[katmai]

Sure, but you'll be working in buildings that aren't climate controlled.

After he's done with them though, watch out!

[Berkut]

Yeah, while I certainly am concerned about the lack of jobs, it isn't really a matter of luck.