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Started by CountDeMoney, June 04, 2012, 10:40:32 PM

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Monoriu on June 05, 2012, 05:21:48 AM
So this is the paradise that you guys want me to move to?

Oh yeah, because everybody over here speaks the two most important languages in modern business fluently.  :rolleyes: 

You're a dumbass, anyway.  We don't even want you anymore.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Monoriu on June 05, 2012, 05:21:48 AM
So this is the paradise that you guys want me to move to?

Article wasn't about Canada.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Monoriu on June 05, 2012, 05:51:52 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2012, 05:24:07 AM
We don't even want you anymore.

:weep:

There, there.  There, there.  :console:

You wouldn't be happy here anyway.  Not enough endangered species parts on the menu to impress the neighbors.

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Barrister

Quote from: Monoriu on June 05, 2012, 05:51:52 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2012, 05:24:07 AM
We don't even want you anymore.

:weep:

Mono - of course the US doesn't want you.  You don't have a US passport anyways.

But you do have a Canadian passport.  And the Canadian economy is thriving (well, the western portion is at least). :contract:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

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The Brain

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derspiess

I want a green full-time shovel-ready job.
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Scipio

Working for yourself, for fuckssakes.  Where's the entrepreneurial spirit?  Whining see-you-next-Tuesdays!
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garbon

Quote from: Scipio on June 05, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
Working for yourself, for fuckssakes.  Where's the entrepreneurial spirit?  Whining see-you-next-Tuesdays!

I think that road is paved with failed small businesses.
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Barrister

Quote from: Scipio on June 05, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
Working for yourself, for fuckssakes.  Where's the entrepreneurial spirit?  Whining see-you-next-Tuesdays!

Oh how I wish I could mention some stuff from The Back Room, Mr. "I'm an entrepeneur". :contract:
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derspiess

Quote from: Jacob on June 05, 2012, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 05, 2012, 01:12:32 PM
I want a green full-time shovel-ready job.

Grave digger?

Could be a growth industry if these here death panels come to fruition :P
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MadImmortalMan

Quote from: garbon on June 05, 2012, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 05, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
Working for yourself, for fuckssakes.  Where's the entrepreneurial spirit?  Whining see-you-next-Tuesdays!

I think that road is paved with failed small businesses.

Your average small business owner fails five or six times before he succeeds.  :)
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