NCAA Football '12-13

[sbr]

I'll take Alabama and the 9.5 points.

[lustindarkness]

Interesting start.

Gonna be a good game.

[CountDeMoney]

And, deep in the heart of the Confederacy, the hosing begins.

[CountDeMoney]

On the plus side, it's always convenient to wrap up these night bowl games early.

[Ed Anger]

I'm reminded of Fred Thompson from Hunt for Red October:

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

[Admiral Yi]

A massacree.

[CountDeMoney]

Goddamn, so that's what starting QBs score these days. 
Brent accidentally shot his wad into Kirk's water cup.

[Ed Anger]

Looks like I need to prepare alternate programming. Saban is raping the Irish mascot.

Jeez.

[CountDeMoney]

Outcoached, outmuscled, outplayed.  OutSataned.

I blame Tim.

[Ed Anger]

And goodbye to this game.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm still trying to wrap the noodle around this concept:

[MadBurgerMaker]

This Domer QB is all over the place.  Has he been like this all night?  I just got home.

I'm still trying to wrap the noodle around this concept:

She's betting on the future. 

[Ed Anger]

Roll tide on her tits.

[Ed Anger]

I'd show her my spread offense.

I'd wreck her tight end.

And I'm spent.

[lustindarkness]

How did he drop that?