If I had a time machine, I now know where I'd go.

[DGuller]

This makes me think worse of Obama, not because of the drug taking, but because of the hypocrisy in power afterwards.  The guy did all sorts of drugs when he was young, and now zealously uses federal power to bring states that have more rational drug laws back in line?  Either he's a hypocrite, a moralist who flip-flopped after quitting drugs, or a cynical politician who over-compensates with drug law enforcement to make people not wonder about his admissions of past use.  None of those explanations are particularly good.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, all you stoner sympathizers can blow it out your bongs.

[DontSayBanana]

Oh, all you stoner sympathizers can blow it out your bongs.

Hydrated tobacco devices.  Bongs would be paraferneelia.

[Sheilbh]

This is a no brainer.

I would go back to the year 611 and cut Mohamed's head and feed it to some random pigs.

Causing a time paradox that erases you and everyone alive from the time space continuum.

There is no such thing as a time paradox.

Oh, do tell, oh master of quantum and temporal physics.

LOVE this

[sbr]

This makes me think worse of Obama, not because of the drug taking, but because of the hypocrisy in power afterwards.  The guy did all sorts of drugs when he was young, and now zealously uses federal power to bring states that have more rational drug laws back in line?  Either he's a hypocrite, a moralist who flip-flopped after quitting drugs, or a cynical politician who over-compensates with drug law enforcement to make people not wonder about his admissions of past use.  None of those explanations are particularly good.

ISn't it the Federal Government's job to defend Federal laws?  I'm not sure I would want the government to pick and choose which laws to defend based on who is in the White House.

[garbon]

This makes me think worse of Obama, not because of the drug taking, but because of the hypocrisy in power afterwards.  The guy did all sorts of drugs when he was young, and now zealously uses federal power to bring states that have more rational drug laws back in line?  Either he's a hypocrite, a moralist who flip-flopped after quitting drugs, or a cynical politician who over-compensates with drug law enforcement to make people not wonder about his admissions of past use.  None of those explanations are particularly good.

ISn't it the Federal Government's job to defend Federal laws?  I'm not sure I would want the government to pick and choose which laws to defend based on who is in the White House.

But he started off saying he wasn't going to be zealous about pot and then began damping up efforts.

[CountDeMoney]

ISn't it the Federal Government's job to defend Federal laws?  I'm not sure I would want the government to pick and choose which laws to defend based on who is in the White House.

That's an adorable position.

[Admiral Yi]

Oh, all you stoner sympathizers can blow it out your bongs.

Been a while since you played the cokehead in chief line.

[Razgovory]

I don't recall Obama ever saying he was planning to layoff the pot heads.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, all you stoner sympathizers can blow it out your bongs.

Been a while since you played the cokehead in chief line.

At least coke has real benefits (increased productivity) compared to marijuana (munchies).

[Tonitrus]

Oh, all you stoner sympathizers can blow it out your bongs.

Been a while since you played the cokehead in chief line.

At least coke has real benefits (increased productivity) compared to marijuana (munchies).

Maybe, but doing coke (snorting a line off of glass) always looked, visually, far more uncultured to me than marijuana (smoking a j).

Now if you throw in some kind of elaborate, hydraulic bong-smoking contraption...then it's all tied up. 

[Ed Anger]

I know if I had a time machine, I wouldn't be spending time with two stiffs like Obama and Dubya.

Hello, Valeria Messalina. 

[Jaron]

I know if I had a time machine, I wouldn't be spending time with two stiffs like Obama and Dubya.

Hello, Valeria Messalina. 

Hi

[Siege]

Fuck that. Burst for the future, and bring back a sexbot for Timmay, so he finally finds out what's all the outrage about sex.

[Scipio]

Fuck that. Burst for the future, and bring back a sexbot for Timmay, so he finally finds out what's all the outrage about sex.

Man, every once in a while, I get reminded why I like Siegey.