Jewish baby names, in America

[HVC]

Speaking as someone with a weird name, give your kid a normal common fucking name. His name isn't their to make you feel special. You'll spend a week thinking about it, he'll spend a life living with it. David. Go with david. super jewish and normal. win for everyone.

[Eddie Teach]

Oh, I'm sure you start to see Lettowian or Martinian signs pretty early on.

Like claiming to be "non-hispanic white" when you're hispanic? 

[Ed Anger]

I agree with my learned college from chinktown. That name will have him tormented.

I thank my esteemed vo-tech from Trashylvannia for his concurrence.

You are welcome. Lets go to the titty bar.

[Barrister]

Speaking as someone with a weird name, give your kid a normal common fucking name. His name isn't their to make you feel special. You'll spend a week thinking about it, he'll spend a life living with it. David. Go with david. super jewish and normal. win for everyone.

I dunno man.  My name isn't super weird or anything, but by being 'initials guy' my whole life has been somewhat unique. But I wouldn't trade my name for anything.

[HVC]

But those initials are your choice. I mean my name isn't that bad, all I really got,  sometimes still get, is "hilarious".  But there are kids I grew up with that had it much worse. Another consideration is that "ethnic names" are disadvantaged in things like job prospects. Although I don't know if that would count for Jewish sounding names.

[Razgovory]

My wife doesn't want a common name, like David, Yonathan, Joel, or Joshua.

I think we are going to go with Adriel (Follower of G-d).

How does Adriel sounds to you?

Then it's your duty to hit your wife.  Considering how often people pick goofy names these days, you kid won't have that common a name if you pick something like David.

[Barrister]

But those initials are your choice. I mean my name isn't that bad, all I really got,  sometimes still get, is "hilarious".  But there are kids I grew up with that had it much worse. Another consideration is that "ethnic names" are disadvantaged in things like job prospects. Although I don't know if that would count for Jewish sounding names.

But my common name is, well, so damn common. There are three others in my office alone.

I think the trick is to be unusual, but not too unusual.

[HVC]

Or give your kid a normal first name and unique middle name and let them choose.

Kids are cruel, don't give them more fodder then he have already.

[Admiral Yi]

Speaking as someone with a weird name, give your kid a normal common fucking name. His name isn't their to make you feel special. You'll spend a week thinking about it, he'll spend a life living with it. David. Go with david. super jewish and normal. win for everyone.

How much grief did you catch in school Hillary?  How many tighty whities did your parents have to buy?

[HVC]

Speaking as someone with a weird name, give your kid a normal common fucking name. His name isn't their to make you feel special. You'll spend a week thinking about it, he'll spend a life living with it. David. Go with david. super jewish and normal. win for everyone.

How much grief did you catch in school Hillary?  How many tighty whities did your parents have to buy?

I was always big for my age and he tallest until I was 16 or so, so i never got bullied in a physical sense. Moved around a lot too so I got good at making friends. I did get Hilary's and Hilarious' a lot. Kids are gonna pick on kids no matter what, I know, but you didn't need to give them ammunition. I've known a few weird or unfortunate named kids from the aforementioned moving around a lot. A girl named Sukdeep who would go home crying every night and a boy named Ashleigh come to mind.

Mainly it's the trend of children as accessories that annoys me. Your choices have consequences in your kids life.

[Eddie Teach]

A girl named Sukdeep

[HVC]

Indian girl born here. Her parents should have known. Her brother had a weird name too, but I can't recall what.

[CountDeMoney]

Mainly it's the trend of children as accessories that annoys me.

I see it in my sister's Mommy group, the clique that all got preggers and delivered together.  How right you are, man.  They're accessorizes, somewhere in value between the BMW and the Tag Heuer.

[Admiral Yi]

A girl named Sukdeep

a boy named Ashleigh

[CountDeMoney]

A girl named Sukdeep

That is fucking awesome.