Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

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Legbiter

#540
October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?
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merithyn

#541
October 03, 2013, 07:47:06 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

Congrats, Legbiter. :)

What's your son's name?
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

PDH

#542
October 03, 2013, 07:48:41 AM
 :rolleyes:

Leggy Legbitersson
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Legbiter

#543
October 03, 2013, 07:51:39 AM Last Edit: October 03, 2013, 07:53:10 AM by Legbiter
Quote from: merithyn on October 03, 2013, 07:47:06 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

Congrats, Legbiter. :)

What's your son's name?

Oldest one is Olaf, second's Weylund and the third, Hákon, by the looks of it. Hákon Legbitersson of course as per tradition.  ;)  Good solid names that work in both Iceland and Norway (wife's Norwegian).
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Legbiter

#544
October 03, 2013, 07:52:50 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 03, 2013, 07:48:41 AM
:rolleyes:

Leggy Legbitersson

:lol:

Yes, actually all of them are Legbitersson.  :sleep:
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Grey Fox

#545
October 03, 2013, 07:56:03 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

Of course

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Ed Anger

#546
October 03, 2013, 08:07:07 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 03, 2013, 07:56:03 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

Of course

Ed Angertarium vs The World

My kids would kill everybody else's.

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Grey Fox

#547
October 03, 2013, 09:06:20 AM
Except BB's kids. Good Old Albertan boys are tough.

Also, watch out for my Pink Linebaker.
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derspiess

#548
October 03, 2013, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

:cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

#549
October 03, 2013, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 03, 2013, 07:42:05 AM
Just had another son yesterday, both the wife & newborn are back home safe and sound . The spare to the heir just got a spare of his own.  ;)

Can Languish field 2 soccer teams worth of kids yet?

I've got two boys, with a third boy due next week.  Congrats Legs.

I prefer to think that with me and three boys I can field a curling team in bonspiels. :scots:
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Jacob

#550
October 03, 2013, 09:57:57 AM
:cheers: Legbiter

With three sons it may seem like you have a strong hand getting involved in blood feuds, but I advise against it nonetheless.

Barrister

#551
November 29, 2013, 12:36:33 AM
So my oldest, Timmy, is always excited when I come home.

Today he proudly tells me "Daddy!  This is how I roll!"

as he then rolls around on the floor.

I busted a gut laughing.
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sbr

#552
December 28, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
My youngest daughter turned 18 today. 

Barrister

#553
December 28, 2013, 11:58:10 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 28, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
My youngest daughter turned 18 today. 

:console:
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HVC

#554
December 29, 2013, 12:11:04 AM
Quote from: sbr on December 28, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
My youngest daughter turned 18 today. 
birthday pics? :unsure:

:P congrats, most, but not all your work is done. Time to relax
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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