Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

[derspiess]

Remember looking up bad words in the dictionary?

When my cousin showed me how to get the calculator to say "BOOBS" my mind was totally blown.

[merithyn]

Remember looking up bad words in the dictionary?

When my cousin showed me how to get the calculator to say "BOOBS" my mind was totally blown.

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[Ed Anger]

I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.

[crazy canuck]

Back to school shopping(or in the twins case, first time to school shopping)

In smiley format.

Wife:

Twins: 

Me: 

(At changing room)

Wife: 

Katerina: 

Cassandra: 

Me: 

Twins: 

Me:

Twins: 

Wife: 

Now you never have to go again.  Well Done!

[Ed Anger]

Oh no. I fear I have 15 years of that agony.

[crazy canuck]

Oh no. I fear I have 15 years of that agony.

Then I have no sympathy for you.  You had your chance and blew it.

[katmai]

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

you can blame gumbles favorite writer for that iirc.

[Ed Anger]

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

you can blame gumbles favorite writer for that iirc.

WTF GRUMBLER

[PDH]

Grumbler's favorite writer died in 395 BC.  He was like a son to Grumbler.

[DGuller]

Grumbler's favorite writer died in 395 BC.  He was like a son to Grumbler.

[derspiess]

I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.

So how many MS points is this game?

[Grey Fox]

My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.

[derspiess]

My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.

They do that, as I'm sure you know.

[Ed Anger]

I decide to purchase a new game for the kids for the Xbox360. A horse game? Something educational? NO.

I get Injustice: Gods Among Us

The twins quickly get up to speed and stat beating me occasionally( I of course throw those games).  They enjoy beating up batman. I enjoy beating up Wonder Woman. MISOGYNY!

Some notes: WHEN DID WONDER WOMAN START WEARING PANTS?

They also changed Harley Quinn. My wife's Halloween costume is out of date.

So how many MS points is this game?

40 bucks.

[Grey Fox]

My 6 weeks old has been awake for 6 hours now. It's like he's making up time for the first 3 weeks.

They do that, as I'm sure you know.

He followed that up by sleeping for 5h, a breast break & 3 more hours of sleep.