Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

[Barrister]

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Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

Congratulation.



Though I'm slightly concerned that the rich diversity, that is Languish, will in future times be mainly represented by Ed, yours and Grey Fox's multiple progeny.   

Don't forget Valmy, Fahdiz, Merithyn (how could you forget Meri's brood!), Hakluyt, pedrito, Berkut, sbr...

Though if you're concerned you could always use the brindfinder to find yourself a fertile 16 year old... 

[katmai]

Waay too Gringo that list is.

[Barrister]

Waay too Gringo that list is.

Well if you're relying on you, Tim, and Jaron to reproduce...

[katmai]

I am relying on flip-I-can. But more meant some asshole omitting Lusti from his list.

[Barrister]

I am relying on flip-I-can. But more meant some asshole omitting Lusti from his list.

He's the King of the Lurkers - of course I forgot about him!

[Ed Anger]

I need more kids.

[sbr]

Congrat Beeb

[katmai]

I need more kids.

nooooooooooooooo

[Jacob]

Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

Do you have an ideal upper limit of kids, or are you aiming for a Monkeybutt style "clan of thousands"?

[derspiess]

Congrats Beeb. You need to keep going til you have a girl.

[Barrister]

Oh, and my wife went for an ultrasound earlier this week.  We're expecting another baby in October.   

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

Do you have an ideal upper limit of kids, or are you aiming for a Monkeybutt style "clan of thousands"?

If we had gotten started much, much earlier, maybe, but as it is I'll be 38 1/2 when this guy is born.  Three should be plenty.

[Grey Fox]

That's still young. The age is of your wife is what's important. Also there's always divorce!

[Barrister]

Some amusing Timmyisms from the recent trip to Brazil:

-the hotel we were staying at at one point was our "hometel"

-the cicadas that would occasionally come into the house were called, appropriately enough "big cadas"

-umbrellas were "gorillas"

-elevators were "alligators"

-the house we were staying at had some small gecko-like lizards.  Timmy was fascinated by them and insisted that we go "wizard hunting" to go find more.

[Barrister]

Timmy was up before I left for work this morning.  He wanted a banana, which I gave him.

then he asked me "Will you stay and play with me today?" 



I told him I have to go to work, but he seemed okay with that.

[DGuller]

Well how do you do - the last two times required medical assistance, and this one... just happened.

"Just happened?"