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Started by Martinus, May 17, 2012, 05:33:04 AM

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Martinus

May 17, 2012, 05:33:04 AM
So who's going to watch? :D

I'm throwing a mini-party for assorted fags and fag hags. Theme this year is Russian "champagne" and byeluga caviar, since the location is Azerbajian.

The Brain

#1
May 17, 2012, 05:39:36 AM
no
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#2
May 17, 2012, 05:40:55 AM
We'll have our usual bbq/get together. Unfortunately, the contest has gone from hillariously bad to just bland in recent years. On the plus side, Austrian ORF re-instates the alternative commentary by satirists Stermann and Grissemann which should be entertaining at least.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

11B4V

#3
May 17, 2012, 05:44:16 AM
What the hell is eurovision?
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Octavian

#4
May 17, 2012, 05:47:49 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 17, 2012, 05:44:16 AM
What the hell is eurovision?

A great spectacle of crab and turds best flushed from one's memory!
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

The Brain

#5
May 17, 2012, 05:55:36 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Sheilbh

#6
May 17, 2012, 05:56:12 AM
I'll probably watch, drunkenly flailing.

It always reminds me of that joke from Edinburgh a while ago, you can't polish a turd.  But you can roll it in glitter!
Let's bomb Russia!

Josquius

#7
May 17, 2012, 06:36:32 AM
when is it?
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Martinus

#8
May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 17, 2012, 06:36:32 AM
when is it?

This Saturday is the finals.

Josquius

#9
May 17, 2012, 06:45:50 AM
:o

Totally failed to realise. Damn.
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CountDeMoney

#10
May 17, 2012, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 17, 2012, 05:44:16 AM
What the hell is eurovision?

Something that will remind you why you're so grateful growing up basking under the glorious sunshine of America.

11B4V

#11
May 17, 2012, 07:24:22 AM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Sheilbh

#12
May 17, 2012, 07:33:57 AM
Tragically, that's the Moldovan national anthem :(
Let's bomb Russia!

Syt

#13
May 17, 2012, 07:38:37 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 17, 2012, 06:36:32 AM
when is it?

This Saturday is the finals.

Uhm, no, it's next week.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#14
May 17, 2012, 07:50:19 AM
This is the Austrian entry, btw:

Trackshittaz - Woki mit deim Popo
:bleeding:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.
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