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Telemarketers: villains or victims?

Started by Martinus, May 02, 2012, 10:47:50 AM

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Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 02, 2012, 07:26:37 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 02, 2012, 07:24:09 PM
IT Help my ass. I fucking hate doing business with any company that outsources like that.

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Martinus

Quote from: Barrister on May 02, 2012, 09:41:19 PM
I'm with Yi.  It may not be the worst job in the world, but it's close.

I'm polite but firm with telemarketers.  "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your service.  Good bye."  If they keep talking after that point they do get hung up on.  But no use to go out of your way to be abusive.

I say "I'm sorry I cannot talk right now" and hang up while they try to ask me when would be a good time to call.

Your method would be better if it actually worked - instead they try to get you into a discussion as to why you are not interested in their service - and then call again anyway.

Jaron

My company doesn't outsource. It offshores. :smarty:
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Jaron on May 03, 2012, 02:38:18 AM
My company doesn't outsource. It offshores. :smarty:

Just to be clear, you realize that Deseret is not a country.  :hmm:
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The Larch

It's a miserable job and the people who have to resort to it should be pitied, not abused. Unless they behave like jerks. I have friends who had to work as such, and they told me that the best thing you can do is cut them with a stern "No, I'm not interested" and hang up ASAP, as it frees up both your and their time.

Btw, over here the main destination for outsourcing this kind of service is South America, mainly Ecuador, Perú and Chile. During the 2010 Chile earthquake the customer relations department for several big name firms went down for several days.

Martinus

Quote from: The Larch on May 03, 2012, 04:47:13 AM
It's a miserable job and the people who have to resort to it should be pitied, not abused. Unless they behave like jerks. I have friends who had to work as such, and they told me that the best thing you can do is cut them with a stern "No, I'm not interested" and hang up ASAP, as it frees up both your and their time.

The problem with this approach, to me, is that answering like this makes me feel rude already. Which creates a stress and makes me mad at the person for forcing me to behave like this.

It's like meeting an (overly intruding) beggar in the street - it creates a cognitive dissonance because on one hand you want to consider yourself a nice person who helps people but on the other you have a sense that this person does not deserve your help/is exploiting you. So simply by refusing (sternly) you have to overcome a certain innate level of politeness, that makes you irritated/mad. And then you hate that person for making you mad.

Syt

Quote from: Martinus on May 03, 2012, 04:52:52 AMThe problem with this approach, to me, is that answering like this makes me feel rude already.

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The Larch

Quote from: Martinus on May 03, 2012, 04:52:52 AM
Quote from: The Larch on May 03, 2012, 04:47:13 AM
It's a miserable job and the people who have to resort to it should be pitied, not abused. Unless they behave like jerks. I have friends who had to work as such, and they told me that the best thing you can do is cut them with a stern "No, I'm not interested" and hang up ASAP, as it frees up both your and their time.

The problem with this approach, to me, is that answering like this makes me feel rude already. Which creates a stress and makes me mad at the person for forcing me to behave like this.

It's like meeting an (overly intruding) beggar in the street - it creates a cognitive dissonance because on one hand you want to consider yourself a nice person who helps people but on the other you have a sense that this person does not deserve your help/is exploiting you. So simply by refusing (sternly) you have to overcome a certain innate level of politeness, that makes you irritated/mad. And then you hate that person for making you mad.

Thing is, the onus is on you to cut short the conversation, as they're forbidden from doing so. All their conversations are monitored by their supervisors, and they have to follow a tight script of questions which they can't deviate from. Dragging on for politeness' sake when you're not interested wastes both your time and the time of the person calling you. And believe me, they're not going to consider you rude for doing so, they will most probably be thankful.

Sheilbh

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11B4V

I'm usually very short with them. I pity them not. They took the job.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Brazen

What's this "Not take no for an answer" malarkey. As soon as I realised what they are, I just say, "I'm not interested. Thanks for calling" and hang up. Job done and everyone's happy.

Ed Anger

You people. Hang up.  :rolleyes:

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Admiral Yi

Quote from: 11B4V on May 03, 2012, 05:07:13 AM
I'm usually very short with them. I pity them not. They took the job.

Would you rather they not work at all?