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Started by Jaron, April 15, 2012, 10:12:02 PM

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DGuller

#15
April 16, 2012, 01:13:24 AM
Why do Mormons go through all that trouble, when they can just wait for him to die and convert him then?  You don't have to wash anything of his then.  Well, except for one time.

Jaron

#16
April 16, 2012, 01:27:02 AM
They can't unless they're related to me. There is some other technicality..I can't remember what. I have to have no living relatives and be dead for 100 years or something?

I think they baptized Gandhi recently. :P
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Martinus

#17
April 16, 2012, 01:30:50 AM
Exploiting mormons to get stuff done is just so you, J. :D

MadImmortalMan

#18
April 16, 2012, 05:07:10 AM
Not all of them want that shit forever. Wear 'em down. Work it out. It will happen. One day, one of those girls will say, "what if we brought another girl into our bed". And then everything will be fixed.  :P
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CountDeMoney

#19
April 16, 2012, 05:12:10 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 16, 2012, 12:21:00 AM
You've made comments like this several times, but I'm not sure what gives you the impression that Lettow's a top.  :hmm:

He has an inner samurai that just needs to be unleashed under that schoolgirl uniform of his.

grumbler

#20
April 16, 2012, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: Jaron on April 16, 2012, 12:34:56 AM
It is when I eat for free. :P

Last time we had braised ribs, steamed broccoli, squash, twice baked potato, and apple tarts. :)

People commenting on how you've changed forget to note that, where it counts, you haven't changed at all!  :hug:
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Malthus

#21
April 16, 2012, 09:59:01 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 16, 2012, 01:06:54 AM
Eventually, one of those attractive Mormon girls might suck you in...just like Boba Fett.

Imagine a fully-converted Jaron, married to a Mormon matron and using his trollery for the advancement of Mormondom.

Look out, world!  :D
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Valmy

#22
April 16, 2012, 10:03:29 AM
Stats indicate Utah is the nation's #1 consumer of internet pornography.  After reading this I start to understand why.
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PDH

#23
April 16, 2012, 10:08:26 AM
They are also the biggest user of anti-depressants.
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Sheilbh

#24
April 16, 2012, 10:18:29 AM
Quote from: Jaron on April 16, 2012, 01:27:02 AM
I think they baptized Gandhi recently. :P
Yeah.  Hindus in India went mental about that.  There were protests.

QuoteExploiting mormons to get stuff done is just so you, J.
It's beautiful :weep:
Let's bomb Russia!

Malthus

#25
April 16, 2012, 10:21:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2012, 10:03:29 AM
Stats indicate Utah is the nation's #1 consumer of internet pornography.  After reading this I start to understand why.

I don't think the mere fact of Jaron moving there is statistically significant ... though I could be wrong in that.  :hmm:


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Valmy

#26
April 16, 2012, 10:24:41 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2012, 10:21:01 AM
I don't think the mere fact of Jaron moving there is statistically significant ... though I could be wrong in that.  :hmm:

:P
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ideologue

#27
April 16, 2012, 10:34:48 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 16, 2012, 09:59:01 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 16, 2012, 01:06:54 AM
Eventually, one of those attractive Mormon girls might suck you in...just like Boba Fett.

Imagine a fully-converted Jaron, married to a Mormon matron and using his trollery for the advancement of Mormondom.

Look out, world!  :D

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Tamas

#28
April 16, 2012, 10:51:20 AM
Nice going J.

I would probably freak the fuck out in that enviroment. For me, seeing flocks of Polacks crowding in front of churches on a Sunday was shock and awe - nobody, I mean NOBODY goes to church here except for fewer and fewer old people and the most devious hypocrits.

I AM game for Seattle though. Eating popcorn while Ide murders you in a barfight.

DGuller

#29
April 16, 2012, 11:39:50 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 16, 2012, 10:08:26 AM
They are also the biggest user of anti-depressants.
Which is ironic, considering their prohibition of alcohol, caffeine, and tobacco.
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