Mississippi hurtles headlong into the dark ages

[Scipio]

After five years of hard work, Raise Your Pints, a MS non-profit corp, has succeeded.  Governor Phil Bryant, in perhaps the only smart move of his young administration, signed late Thursday a bill that raises the alcohol by weight of beer sold in Mississippi to 8% (10.2% ABV), allowing us to have Mo Betta Beer, as of July 1, 2012.

Now I can reduce the number of bootlegging trips I make to NOLA each year.

[Viking]

mississippi heading into the dark ages.. It's good to see progress like that...

[garbon]

mississippi heading into the dark ages.. It's good to see progress like that...

Yes.  You can't have an abortion but maybe you can try drinking yourself into a stupor instead.

[Valmy]

mississippi heading into the dark ages.. It's good to see progress like that...

Yes.  You can't have an abortion but maybe you can try drinking yourself into a stupor instead.

Oh come on.  You drink to dull the pain when you do your do it yourself abortion at home. 

[garbon]

mississippi heading into the dark ages.. It's good to see progress like that...

Yes.  You can't have an abortion but maybe you can try drinking yourself into a stupor instead.

Oh come on.  You drink to dull the pain when you do your do it yourself abortion at home. 

Oh...sorry. 

[CountDeMoney]

mississippi heading into the dark ages.. It's good to see progress like that...

Yes.  You can't have an abortion but maybe you can try drinking yourself into a stupor instead.

Oh come on.  You drink to dull the pain when you do your do it yourself abortion at home.

You forgot the part about jamming the broken end of the bottle into the uterus.  So it's really a two-fold design.

[grumbler]

Oh come on.  You drink to dull the pain when you do your do it yourself abortion at home. 

Did it work for you?