Happy Zombie Jesus Day...

[alfred russel]

Ugh - I can't believe I'm up to go to church.

So, did the holy water boil when you walked past it?

Presbyterian, no holy water.

Highlights - a mime troupe that performed jesus dying on the cross (and then he came back in a white robe and pointy white hood), a woman who got the holy spirit and after convulsing a bit - passed out, and a slide show of the minister's car accident on tuesday past

Lowlight - 2.5 hour service

Was this a sort of personal anthropology project, a fufillment of family obligations, or have you found jesus? 

[CountDeMoney]

Presbyterian,

[Ed Anger]

At least he didn't say Unitarian.

[garbon]

Presbyterian,

I've been to one catholic service. It was pretty underwhelming.

[alfred russel]

I've been to one catholic service. It was pretty underwhelming.

Did you leave before the part where wine becomes jesus blood and bread his flesh?

[garbon]

I've been to one catholic service. It was pretty underwhelming.

Did you leave before the part where wine becomes jesus blood and bread his flesh?

I just remained in the pew. I did partake at a Lutheran church.

To answer your earlier question, my sister wanted to go and I obliged. In any given year though, I go to church 2 to 3 times even without familial prompting. I find the experience culturally interesting if not spiritually rewarding.

[CountDeMoney]

I've been to one catholic service. It was pretty underwhelming.

Did you leave before the part where wine becomes jesus blood and bread his flesh?

I just remained in the pew. I did partake at a Lutheran church.

I like the way the Lutherans do it, with individual little shot glasses, as opposed to a chalice.
Just can't slam the chalice down after two fingers.  As much, anyway.

[Syt]

Our Lutheran church had a chalice from the 18th century. It was turned slightly after every sip an wiped when it had completed one turn.

[The Brain]

  Shot glasses in church? Have you been drinking again?

[Eddie Teach]

We always had tiny little glasses filled with grape juice.

[Scipio]

Shot glasses in church? Have you been drinking again?

Serbian church.

[DontSayBanana]

Presbyterians do the shot glasses/sparkling grape thing, as well.

[Razgovory]

We always had tiny little glasses filled with grape juice.

That's how you know your church was the wrong one.  Catholic Church you get watered down wine.  Then whiskey and pancakes and bingo.

[Eddie Teach]

That's how you know your church was the wrong one.  Catholic Church you get watered down wine.  Then whiskey and pancakes and bingo.

Church of Satan sounds more fun.

[Razgovory]

That's how you know your church was the wrong one.  Catholic Church you get watered down wine.  Then whiskey and pancakes and bingo.

Church of Satan sounds more fun.

No Bingo.  Also that soul saving thing.