How Not to Attract Tourists

[Caliga]

Glassboro?  Could very well be.  Like many college towns, it's a dump.

My uncle went to Rowan back when it was still Glassboro State.

[Siege]

For the US, of course, that would be Lettow. 

Sure, if the US were 1850's Georgia.

Tennessee. 

Hey, don't talk shit about The Great State of Tennessee!

[Siege]

Who gives a shit.

People who like foreigners to come here, give us their money, and leave.  Those people clearly do not work for Homeland Security.  But then they tend to do a pretty good job pissing off American tourists flying around America as well.

Problem is, they come here, and they fucking stay.  And I'm up to my balls here in Russian cyber scam artists, Jamaican grass dealers, Chinese counterfeiters, Honduran car thieves, Nigerian stolen credit card rings and Korean dry cleaners that rip you off by not using the starch they charge you for.

Like I said before, the great thing about being an American is you don't have to see the world;  the world comes here and starts crime syndicates. 

Fuck them all.  I hope TSA puts their filthy 3rd world asses through the fucking gauntlet.

I imagine that this is what the natives said about the colonists...

We don't place ourselves on our enemies shoes.

[Valdemar]

btw, I've been to the real Florence also and while I agree it was a gorgeous city, it was so overloaded with filthy Gypsies that it wasn't my favorite.  I liked Assisi much better, which is nearly as attractive a town anyway.

You should try Siena then, next time you go there It is very nice. Beware of the festival time though, either make sure you make it, if thats your interest, or NOT to make it, if you want the town more tranquil :9

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[Tamas]

btw, I've been to the real Florence also and while I agree it was a gorgeous city, it was so overloaded with filthy Gypsies that it wasn't my favorite.  I liked Assisi much better, which is nearly as attractive a town anyway.

RACISSS

[Tamas]

OK, Tampax.

drop that already, Nuketard 

[Jacob]

OK, Tampax.

drop that already, Nuketard 

Suck it up.

[derspiess]

I wonder if that mall is any good.  I should check it out sometime.

No.

[Caliga]

btw, I've been to the real Florence also and while I agree it was a gorgeous city, it was so overloaded with filthy Gypsies that it wasn't my favorite.  I liked Assisi much better, which is nearly as attractive a town anyway.

RACISSS

I don't like it when dirty children keep trying to steal my camera.  Call me crazy.

[Caliga]

No.

*checks* They have an Orange Julius.

[Razgovory]

We don't place ourselves on our enemies shoes.

Is this some kind of Arab saying or something?