Is this child abuse?

[Barrister]

Precisely.

Something like this might have been acceptable to a younger child - hell I restrain my toddler on a daily basis.  But on a 15 year old?  That just doesn't fly.

If you are using zip ties and stun guns, that's one hell of a toddler. 

It is the only way to make sure he becomes a Jets fan rather than the other more reasonable alternatives.

My quip about the Jets has gone unnoticed and unappreciated.

My plans are proceeding apace.  The little guy still doesn't want to sit and watch a hockey game (toys are too much fun) but he does point to the tv and go "Copeeko" when he sees hockey on the TV, or a Jets logo.   

[Siege]

Too fat, too old.  Making too ugly a face. </siege>

Whoa, how did you do that?
Can you read minds?
Like professor Xavier?