Eyebrow Waxing

[Josquius]

Languish is a lot gayer than I had previously realised.
And already this place was pretty darn gay (in the literal sense of course, not the modern sense).

[Eddie Teach]

And already this place was pretty darn gay (in the literal sense of course, not the modern sense).

Are you one of those guys sitting around talking about how things are so five minutes ago?

[Brazen]

Ear hair is also targeted.  Earrings have a nasty way of drawing attention to ear-hair.

Ear hair is nature's way of telling you you're too old for earrings. Just sayin'.