Eyebrow Waxing

[Caliga]

nose hair

I remove all of mine.

[Ed Anger]

I never pluck, but I do make sure my nose hair has a neat part.

HOTT

[PDH]

I remember being scared of my great grandfather's gigantic tufts of "top of the ear hair"

[PDH]

I never pluck, but I do make sure my nose hair has a neat part.

HOTT

I KNEW you would get the MASH reference

[Ed Anger]

 

I also have the ear hair problem.

[PDH]

My ears get a thorough going over.  the 4 year old inside of me demands it.

[Ed Anger]

I toss the tweezers to my wife and demand she pluck my nose hairs while I sit there and eat grapes.

[Monoriu]

Real men don't do anything to our eyebrows.  They are untouchable. 

[PDH]

Hmm, I have to train the girlfriend to do that.

[Jaron]

What happened to your wife? 

[PDH]

Er, old news.  I got a divorce almost 3 years ago.

[Ideologue]

I need not do anything to my eyebrows.

I do pluck ear and nose hair from time to time.

Every so often I shave my armpits.  Clean as a WHISTLE.

[PDH]

My pits will be as natural as a 1980s German female pop singer's.

[Jaron]

Er, old news.  I got a divorce almost 3 years ago.

My apologies. I did not hear about that.

[Josephus]

My pits will be as natural as a 1980s German female pop singer's.

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