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Russian-Turkic Director to Adapt Moby-Dick

Started by Queequeg, May 01, 2009, 11:17:51 PM

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Razgovory

#16
May 05, 2009, 04:27:03 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 12:25:44 AM
Ahab?

Is that guy muslim or jewish?

You suck at Judiaism.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Tamas

#17
May 05, 2009, 04:40:36 AM
Quote"Our vision isn't your grandfather's 'Moby Dick,' " Cooper said. "This is an opportunity to take a timeless classic and capitalize on the advances in visual effects to tell what at its core is an action-adventure revenge story."

holy shit :bleeding:

Josquius

#18
May 05, 2009, 05:45:12 AM
This is quite the WTF moment. Who cares about Moby Dick but why such a weird adaption?
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jimmy olsen

#19
May 05, 2009, 05:52:59 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 05, 2009, 05:45:12 AM
This is quite the WTF moment. Who cares about Moby
:yeahright: Put Spellus and his obsession aside, plenty of people care about Moby Dick.
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Caliga

#20
May 05, 2009, 07:45:31 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 05, 2009, 05:52:59 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 05, 2009, 05:45:12 AM
This is quite the WTF moment. Who cares about Moby
:yeahright: Put Spellus and his obsession aside, plenty of people care about Moby Dick.

Yeah.  I wonder if Spellus is developing a taint of his own. :o
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Malthus

#21
May 05, 2009, 07:51:41 AM
This truly will be craptastic. Will it be bad enough to be funny?
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DisturbedPervert

#22
May 05, 2009, 07:59:41 AM
Hopefully they can get Nicholas Cage to play Captain Ahab. 

Malthus

#23
May 05, 2009, 08:01:29 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 05, 2009, 07:59:41 AM
Hopefully they can get Nicholas Cage to play Captain Ahab.

Truly, a stroke of inspired casting.  :D
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Caliga

#24
May 05, 2009, 08:06:24 AM
No.  It must be Shatner.

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Siege

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May 06, 2009, 01:07:18 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 05, 2009, 04:27:03 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 05, 2009, 12:25:44 AM
Ahab?

Is that guy muslim or jewish?

You suck at Judiaism.

Dude, there was an israeli general called Ahab.



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The Minsky Moment

#26
May 06, 2009, 11:55:44 AM
There was also a King of Israel.  It's the Bible.   :contract:
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dps

#27
May 07, 2009, 02:26:25 AM
Lots of Americans have Old Testament names (and it was even more common in the 19th century), but relatively few of them are Jewish.  Seigy would know that if he actually knew anything about the United States, instead of being a third-world barbarian.
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