Korea- Too boring

[jimmy olsen]

No one ever wants to be let down easy. They kick and scream until your forced to be a dick.

[Habbaku]

You shouldn't feel bad about being a dick if it's necessary.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Just misdemeanors!

China doesn't give a fuck.
One of my coworkers got busted for pot possession in NY a year or so before going to teach in China.
Just don't mention Tibet. 

I don't think the mainland is for me, in that I'm 99% sure I'd be dead before the end of my contract.  At the very least, I'd need a new handle here to disassociate myself from my numerous statements against the PRC.  Mono would probably sell me out for a new pair of shoes though.

The aforementioned pothead spent New Years Eve passing out postcards that were basically commentary on Chinese censorship. If you're a foreigner and not posting in Chinese/reaching a wider audience, you won't be noticed.

Also, I get a $500 USD bonus if you apply to my company before April.
I'll split it with you.

[HisMajestyBOB]

The highlight is the amazing and unexpected generosity, the lowlights are that I haven't showered in a week and it's way too fucking cold. I think my neighbor is going to unplug his modem soon (the ethernet cable runs from his house to ours, under a meter of snow right now; Georgians unplug their electronics at night because of power surges), so I'll have to get to the rest later.

Brain: There's a sow in my village with nipples coming out of its cheeks.

Have you met any future Stalins or Berias?

No one ever wants to be let down easy. They kick and scream until your forced to be a dick.

Lucky.
All the girls that I broke up with dumped me. And basically stopped responding to any text message, etc. Sometimes after saying they just hooked back up with their ex.
The closest I've ever come to dumping is growing apart and showing disinterest whenever we get back in touch.

[lustindarkness]

This seems like as good a place to ask as any.

1) Just how cold and wet is the south of korea? like Goheung, in March.
2) How many points are koreans if squished by a large militart truck?

Thank you for your input.

[Admiral Yi]

1) Just how cold and wet is the south of korea? like Goheung, in March.

Never heard of Goheung.  Generally Korean seasons are like New England seasons.  In other words you'll freeze your Beanerbama ass off.

2) How many points are koreans if squished by a large militart truck?

Depends which version of the rules you're playing with.

[Malthus]

She's trying to get back with me now.

Man, dumping people is hard. I'm just too nice.

Use the patented and trademarked Languish(tm) method: ask for increasingly outlandish and bizzare sexual favours until she dumps *you*. 

[Caliga]

Never heard of Goheung.  Generally Korean seasons are like New England seasons.  In other words you'll freeze your Beanerbama ass off.

I thought Pusan was subtropical, with palm trees and shit.

[Caliga]

Use the patented and trademarked Languish(tm) method: ask for increasingly outlandish and bizzare sexual favours until she dumps *you*. 

+1

[Eddie Teach]

Has anyone actually used said method?

[garbon]

Isn't an easier way to ditch someone is by ignoring their attempts to communicate?

[Admiral Yi]

thought Pusan was subtropical, with palm trees and shit.

No palm trees in Korea.

[Tonitrus]

Never heard of Goheung.  Generally Korean seasons are like New England seasons.  In other words you'll freeze your Beanerbama ass off.

I thought Pusan was subtropical, with palm trees and shit.

I think you might be confusing Korean War with Vietnam War. 

[jimmy olsen]

1) Just how cold and wet is the south of korea? like Goheung, in March.

Never heard of Goheung.  Generally Korean seasons are like New England seasons.  In other words you'll freeze your Beanerbama ass off.

The seasons are more extreme than New England. Summer's hotter and winter's colder. Less snow though unless you're in Kangwon province.

[mongers]

Never heard of Goheung.  Generally Korean seasons are like New England seasons.  In other words you'll freeze your Beanerbama ass off.

I thought Pusan was subtropical, with palm trees and shit.

I think you might be confusing Korean War with Vietnam War. 

I think Westmoreland did as well.