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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Started by viper37, January 31, 2012, 12:09:15 PM

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viper37

January 31, 2012, 12:09:15 PM Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 04:02:16 PM by viper37
This is the kind of thing that could only happen in New York, I guess :)


I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Admiral Yi

#1
January 31, 2012, 12:11:20 PM
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." :nerd:

Neil

#2
January 31, 2012, 12:14:32 PM
Are you kidding?  She's as happy right now as she could possibly be.  Look at all the drama.  Chicks love drama.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney

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January 31, 2012, 12:18:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 31, 2012, 12:11:20 PM
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." :nerd:

Thank you for catching that, so I didn't have to.

HVC

#4
January 31, 2012, 12:22:13 PM
if you wanna be nitpicky it's really

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned"

well, with modern spelling.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

viper37

#5
January 31, 2012, 04:03:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 31, 2012, 12:14:32 PM
Are you kidding?  She's as happy right now as she could possibly be.  Look at all the drama.  Chicks love drama.
Yes, they do, and yes now, she's happy.  But before the message, she was furious ;)
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Malthus

#6
January 31, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
Another possibility is that the ad's a fake, put up by the company that owns the billboards to plug advertising space.  ;)

Lack of personally identifying details ...
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#7
January 31, 2012, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 31, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
Another possibility is that the ad's a fake, put up by the company that owns the billboards to plug advertising space.  ;)

Lack of personally identifying details ...

Damn, we are both so cynical; I was going to suggest it was her shot at 15 seconds of fame.  :cheers:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

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January 31, 2012, 07:19:21 PM Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 07:25:48 PM by Razgovory
Quote from: Malthus on January 31, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
Another possibility is that the ad's a fake, put up by the company that owns the billboards to plug advertising space.  ;)

Lack of personally identifying details ...

BINGO!  It's a fake. 

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/emily.asp Fortunately not all Canadians are that gullible.

Not only is a fake, but it's a fake from five years ago.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

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January 31, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
Ed's rules of marriage:

-Never cede complete control of your finances. Maintain at least 50% of your paycheck for your purposes. She can't handle that, dump the bitch.
-Never EVER hand over per-marriage bank accounts to the spouse or merge them with hers. NEVER
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Barrister

#10
January 31, 2012, 08:09:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 31, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
Ed's rules of marriage:

-Never cede complete control of your finances. Maintain at least 50% of your paycheck for your purposes. She can't handle that, dump the bitch.
-Never EVER hand over per-marriage bank accounts to the spouse or merge them with hers. NEVER

Fuck that.

A marriage is a 50/50 partnership.

I do maintain my own credit card, but that is it. Everything else is joint.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#11
January 31, 2012, 08:12:03 PM
You're a lawyer so you probably know all the best ways to hide your assets should the need arise :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

#12
January 31, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
How on earth were people reading this fake blog by a woman just muttering about mundane life in the first place?

Lazy PR not to change each billboard just a little.

I've never heard of the TV show concerned.
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Barrister

#13
January 31, 2012, 08:17:03 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 31, 2012, 08:12:03 PM
You're a lawyer so you probably know all the best ways to hide your assets should the need arise :D

Nein.

I am all in on this marriage.

I just know that my sweetie knows she'll never do better than me. :cool:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#14
January 31, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
I do hope you're right. But you know, just in case, start some off shore accounts :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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