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Started by mongers, January 11, 2012, 08:56:27 PM

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mongers

Quote from: PDH on January 12, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
Walking home from school for lunch (my god, it was two whole blocks!)

Waking up early and seeing the Indian Head test pattern on the TV.

McDonalds before the Big Mac.

Ditto over here.
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DGuller

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 12, 2012, 04:35:30 PM
Going to a theater to see a porno.
How does that work?  :unsure:  Do you get a box of Kleenex with your ticket?

Admiral Yi

Quote from: DGuller on January 12, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
How does that work?  :unsure:  Do you get a box of Kleenex with your ticket?

If you were a black guy you just sprayed all over the seat back.  If you were a older white guy you sprayed on the inside of your raincoat.  If you were a white college guy you had stiffie for the whole movie and went home to take care of business.

DGuller

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 12, 2012, 06:37:06 PM
Quote from: DGuller on January 12, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
How does that work?  :unsure:  Do you get a box of Kleenex with your ticket?

If you were a black guy you just sprayed all over the seat back.  If you were a older white guy you sprayed on the inside of your raincoat.  If you were a white college guy you had stiffie for the whole movie and went home to take care of business.
:pinch:

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Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 12, 2012, 10:07:53 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 12, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Do Brits not have bottle deposits?  We still have homeless people rummaging through trashcans for bottles to return for their deposits.

Shit man, I haven't seen a bottle deposit since my mother drank Diet-Rite in those longnecks.
Virtually nobody makes bottles out of glass anymore, and only some states have bottle deposits.
You guys don't recycle aluminum cans?
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Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 12, 2012, 06:37:06 PM
Quote from: DGuller on January 12, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
How does that work?  :unsure:  Do you get a box of Kleenex with your ticket?

If you were a black guy you just sprayed all over the seat back.  If you were a older white guy you sprayed on the inside of your raincoat.  If you were a white college guy you had stiffie for the whole movie and went home to take care of business.

There's a porn theatre about 10 blocks from my house. They've got a very faded signed picture of Ron Jeremy in the ticket office.

Capetan Mihali

Today's porn theaters are pretty much exclusively for cruising, though, even if they're playing straight porn.
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Duque de Bragança

Games on cassettes/tapes and pirating them with hi-fi systems.

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Working at a place that has landline phones.
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Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2012, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 12, 2012, 10:07:53 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 12, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Do Brits not have bottle deposits?  We still have homeless people rummaging through trashcans for bottles to return for their deposits.

Shit man, I haven't seen a bottle deposit since my mother drank Diet-Rite in those longnecks.
Virtually nobody makes bottles out of glass anymore, and only some states have bottle deposits.
You guys don't recycle aluminum cans?

WHAT THE NIGGER FUCK DO ALUMINUM CANS FUCKING HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKING BOTTLE DEPOSITS, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER??????

I swear to Christ and my mother, if I ever meet you I am popping you right in the motherfucking face and shoving your nasal cartilage into the back of your fucking skull, right off the motherfucking bat.  You fucking gimpfuck.

Grey Fox

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 13, 2012, 09:33:59 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2012, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 12, 2012, 10:07:53 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 12, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Do Brits not have bottle deposits?  We still have homeless people rummaging through trashcans for bottles to return for their deposits.

Shit man, I haven't seen a bottle deposit since my mother drank Diet-Rite in those longnecks.
Virtually nobody makes bottles out of glass anymore, and only some states have bottle deposits.
You guys don't recycle aluminum cans?

WHAT THE NIGGER FUCK DO ALUMINUM CANS FUCKING HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKING BOTTLE DEPOSITS, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER??????

I swear to Christ and my mother, if I ever meet you I am popping you right in the motherfucking face and shoving your nasal cartilage into the back of your fucking skull, right off the motherfucking bat.  You fucking gimpfuck.

Dude, you gonna blow.

Also aluminIum cans are bottle deposit. God, damn it.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 13, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Also aluminIum cans are bottle deposit. God, damn it.

Where the fuck in my post did you see any reference to aluminum can recycling?  Please, fucking point it out to me, Professor. I'd really like to see where, within the context of my description of glass bottle deposits, I MENTIONED ANY FUCKING THING ABOUT ALUFUCKINGMINUM CANS.  I REALLY WANT YOU TO TELL ME.