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Gurkhas defeat Gordon Brown!

Started by jimmy olsen, April 29, 2009, 10:19:31 PM

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garbon

#45
April 30, 2009, 05:24:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 05:19:44 PM
Keep your sex life out of this.

Don't have one. :blurgh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#46
April 30, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
Less about fetishes, more about the fall of Gordon Brown please.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#47
April 30, 2009, 05:33:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
Less about fetishes, more about the fall of Gordon Brown please.

I can't be bothered to care.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#48
April 30, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
Less about fetishes, more about the fall of Gordon Brown please.

Hi, you must be new to Languish.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#49
April 30, 2009, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
Hi, you must be new to Languish.

Or life.  Who would want to talk about Gordon Brown (:zzz), let alone when fetishes are a competing topic?

edit: p.s. you f'd up a lot of the text for the smileys when you added them, katmai.  like : Embarrass : ? That was so :sadblush: :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#50
April 30, 2009, 06:50:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
Less about fetishes, more about the fall of Gordon Brown please.

Anyways, I like nun outfits.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#51
April 30, 2009, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2009, 06:50:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
Less about fetishes, more about the fall of Gordon Brown please.

Anyways, I like nun outfits.
Going to a catholic high school has left me numb to school girl uniforms. I have lost out on one of mans true great fetishes :cry:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Neil

#52
April 30, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 30, 2009, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
Hi, you must be new to Languish.

Or life.  Who would want to talk about Gordon Brown (:zzz), let alone when fetishes are a competing topic?
Fetishes are dull.  Gordon Brown is dull.  They're interchangeable.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DontSayBanana

#53
April 30, 2009, 09:25:02 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 01:52:12 PM
"Gurka" in Swedish means cucumber. Food for thought.
"I think so, Brain, but isn't a really tiny cucumber called a gherkin?"

Experience bij!
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