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Started by jimmy olsen, April 29, 2009, 10:19:31 PM

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jimmy olsen

#30
April 30, 2009, 04:29:41 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 30, 2009, 04:02:40 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 01:52:12 PM
"Gurka" in Swedish means cucumber. Food for thought.

Add a N to the end and its a horrible slimey little cucumber thingy in English...
Are you seriously slamming the deliciousness that is the gherkin pickle? :yeahright:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Malthus

#31
April 30, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2009, 04:29:41 PM
Are you seriously slamming the deliciousness that is the gherkin pickle? :yeahright:

Well, allegedly Marty is "slamming" cucumbers.   :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#32
April 30, 2009, 04:40:07 PM
Malthus, you do know that you can make your avatar bigger? :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#33
April 30, 2009, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
Well, allegedly Marty is "slamming" cucumbers.   :D

Oh, I thought they were slamming him...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#34
April 30, 2009, 04:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 04:40:07 PM
Malthus, you do know that you can make your avatar bigger? :)

No ... if you tell me how, I'll do it.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#35
April 30, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 30, 2009, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
Well, allegedly Marty is "slamming" cucumbers.   :D

Oh, I thought they were slamming him...

And so, a particularly egregious Languish meme is born.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

alfred russel

#36
April 30, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 30, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2009, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 30, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2009, 01:14:28 PM
Nancy Grace is writing Tim's headlines again.

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Speaking of Nancy Grace, has she gone apeshit about that disappeared white girl yet?
No idea. I'll only watch if Nancy drops dead from the Swine Flu.
To be fair, I'd watch no matter what she died of, just so long as she died.

Still, I remember her from the time that skank disappeared in Aruba, and how she went apeshit.

It was entertaining when there was the Netherlands boycott to protest the authorities in Aruba.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

garbon

#37
April 30, 2009, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
And so, a particularly egregious Languish meme is born.  :lol:

Seems fitting that the king of bad analogies would be slammed by cucumbers.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#38
April 30, 2009, 05:10:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 30, 2009, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
Well, allegedly Marty is "slamming" cucumbers.   :D

Oh, I thought they were slamming him...
Not unless some took a paring knife and carved the cucumbers into feet shape :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

katmai

#39
April 30, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
I've heard of fisting, but of footing...:unsure:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

#40
April 30, 2009, 05:13:14 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
I've heard of fisting, but of footing...:unsure:
Thanks to the internet where there's a weird sex act theres a website dedicated to it. I'm sure you could find something, if you were so inclined :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

saskganesh

#41
April 30, 2009, 05:13:37 PM Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 05:15:49 PM by saskganesh
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 04:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 04:40:07 PM
Malthus, you do know that you can make your avatar bigger? :)

No ... if you tell me how, I'll do it.  ;)

get your source file , open in an image editor. crop into square. edit image properties/ resize to 140 (? I don't what the max image size is) pixels per inch. check the box to maintain aspect ratio/constrain proportions or whatever. resolution should be low res web resolution, 72 DPI, so as to allow uploading.

the clever ironic wording is hard to read though, so you might like the more heavily cropped alternative.

thus:
humans were created in their own image

garbon

#42
April 30, 2009, 05:16:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
I've heard of fisting, but of footing...:unsure:

Of course there is.  All kinds of things go up there.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#43
April 30, 2009, 05:19:44 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 30, 2009, 05:16:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
I've heard of fisting, but of footing...:unsure:

Of course there is.  All kinds of things go up there.

Keep your sex life out of this.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Sheilbh

#44
April 30, 2009, 05:21:08 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 30, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
I've heard of fisting, but of footing...:unsure:
OH LORD! : bleeding: :x

The sooner we evolve out of feet, the better :bleeding:
Let's bomb Russia!
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