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Started by viper37, January 07, 2012, 05:09:53 PM

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viper37

January 07, 2012, 05:09:53 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Ideologue

#1
January 07, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
I'd vote to be annexed.
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Razgovory

#2
January 07, 2012, 05:14:34 PM
I'm surprised you aren't pissed that he has picture of the queen on the mantle piece.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#3
January 07, 2012, 05:15:37 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
I'd vote to be annexed.

Been there. Boring. Too much flannel. EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH ABOOT ABOOT ABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOT

Pass.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Habbaku

#4
January 07, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Yay for unfunny smugness?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ed Anger

#5
January 07, 2012, 05:18:40 PM
Better than those old Molson ads at least.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#6
January 07, 2012, 05:20:01 PM
The real humour is the tards in the comments section.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#7
January 07, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on January 07, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Yay for unfunny smugness?
It's hard not to be smug for us.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ideologue

#8
January 07, 2012, 05:21:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 07, 2012, 05:15:37 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
I'd vote to be annexed.

Been there. Boring. Too much flannel. EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH ABOOT ABOOT ABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOT

Pass.

Sounds okay to me.  America would always have the ultimate say in a merger between any or all English-speaking countries.  And they would adapt to service us.

Also, getting a passport is kind of a bother, right?  It'd be a lot easier, for me, if everyone else just formed a union.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Razgovory

#9
January 07, 2012, 05:22:50 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 07, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on January 07, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Yay for unfunny smugness?
It's hard not to be smug for us.

He said "Canada", not "Alberta".
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Neil

#10
January 07, 2012, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:21:06 PM
Sounds okay to me.  America would always have the ultimate say in a merger between any or all English-speaking countries.  And they would adapt to service us.

Also, getting a passport is kind of a bother, right?  It'd be a lot easier, for me, if everyone else just formed a union.
Your people could never have the vote though.  Otherwise, things would just end up fucked up again.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#11
January 07, 2012, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 07, 2012, 05:22:50 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 07, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on January 07, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Yay for unfunny smugness?
It's hard not to be smug for us.
He said "Canada", not "Alberta".
For the moment, Alberta stands tall in Confederation.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

#12
January 07, 2012, 05:25:36 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:21:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 07, 2012, 05:15:37 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
I'd vote to be annexed.

Been there. Boring. Too much flannel. EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH ABOOT ABOOT ABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOTABOOT

Pass.

Sounds okay to me.  America would always have the ultimate say in a merger between any or all English-speaking countries.  And they would adapt to service us.

Also, getting a passport is kind of a bother, right?  It'd be a lot easier, for me, if everyone else just formed a union.


Passport? nah.

Of course, I'd rather go to Toronto again (Massey Hall was faboo) instead of Chicago, where the Jim Belushi lookalikes might try to thrash you for not worshiping the Bears or wanting to eat that abortion of a pizza.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#13
January 07, 2012, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 07, 2012, 05:25:34 PM

For the moment, Alberta stands tall in Confederation.

Good for you.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#14
January 07, 2012, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: Neil on January 07, 2012, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 07, 2012, 05:21:06 PM
Sounds okay to me.  America would always have the ultimate say in a merger between any or all English-speaking countries.  And they would adapt to service us.

Also, getting a passport is kind of a bother, right?  It'd be a lot easier, for me, if everyone else just formed a union.
Your people could never have the vote though.  Otherwise, things would just end up fucked up again.

Would that be a good idea? We saw what happened a couple centuries ago and we were much weaker then.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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