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Started by Razgovory, January 03, 2012, 03:24:19 PM

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Razgovory

I used to have a human brain.  But I traded it for something.  I forgot what.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

Quote from: Ideologue on January 05, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
I was totally born in the wrong body.  I mean, take the brain just for starters.

I don't know what that means.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: garbon on January 05, 2012, 05:14:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 05, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
I was totally born in the wrong body.  I mean, take the brain just for starters.

I don't know what that means.

He should have been born a rabbit maybe.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

grumbler

Quote from: garbon on January 05, 2012, 05:14:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 05, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
I was totally born in the wrong body.  I mean, take the brain just for starters.

I don't know what that means.

He means that, if brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

fhdz

Quote from: Malthus on January 05, 2012, 05:11:35 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 05, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
I was totally born in the wrong body.  I mean, take the brain just for starters.

I would, but I lack a glass jar of sufficient size.

"Abby? Abby Normal??"
and the horse you rode in on

garbon

Quote from: fahdiz on January 05, 2012, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 05, 2012, 05:11:35 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 05, 2012, 04:51:42 PM
I was totally born in the wrong body.  I mean, take the brain just for starters.

I would, but I lack a glass jar of sufficient size.

"Abby? Abby Normal??"

:wub:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

Quote from: Malthus on January 04, 2012, 10:50:37 AM
You may remember my pent-up frustration at ALL THOMAS ALL THE TIME that made me lash out by writing a Thomas episode set during the Nazi holocaust ...  ;)

Sorry for digging out this old reference, but ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOTBU5QJJWM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Malthus

Quote from: Syt on April 24, 2020, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 04, 2012, 10:50:37 AM
You may remember my pent-up frustration at ALL THOMAS ALL THE TIME that made me lash out by writing a Thomas episode set during the Nazi holocaust ...  ;)

Sorry for digging out this old reference, but ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOTBU5QJJWM

:lol: A note from 2012!

You must have a memory like an elephant.

But an awesome reference.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

It was the only reference I could find to the memorable story. I would have much preferred to dig up the original post. :D Did you ever tell your son of the story?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

Quote from: Syt on April 24, 2020, 11:21:43 PM
It was the only reference I could find to the memorable story. I would have much preferred to dig up the original post. :D Did you ever tell your son of the story?

I did, when he was older.  :D

Only to have him use it, unknown to me, in an English assignment this year ... which he has had no mark on. Yet.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.