NFL Week 17: The Final Countdown

[dps]

I Delhomme gets hurt, I think the Texans options are down to either putting in a single-wing formation and snapping directly to the tailback, or putting in a zombified Don Meredith.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I Delhomme gets hurt, I think the Texans options are down to either putting in a single-wing formation and snapping directly to the tailback, or putting in a zombified Don Meredith.

If Yates and Delhomme break, they'll be down to Jeff Garcia.  He's basically a walking corpse, but not Don Meredith's. 

[Sophie Scholl]

   I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.  The bastards didn't deserve the spot with how they looked today and through most of the season anyway.

[Ed Anger]

I wake up and the Bengals are in the playoffs and that quitter Carson Palmer stinking up the joint. Glorious.

[Valmy]

The Raiders are the biggest losers in the league this year.  How many chances did they blow?

NFL defenses may be catching up to Tebow.  I figured his mojo would only last as long as there was a shortage of game tape to study.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Speaking of Yates being broken, he may have separated his left (non throwing) shoulder.

[derspiess]

You know, Neil, I can't make a single bitch about the refs tonight.  I suggest the refs leave the stadium by multiple cars and routes.

No shit.  I yelled within earshot of a couple refs that these are the Ravens, not the Steelers.

Whatever-- it was a tough loss with the way we fumbled it away & let Rice shred the D on those two plays.  But with what happened in the other games, it's a loss that feels like a win.

[CountDeMoney]

Whatever-- it was a tough loss with the way we fumbled it away & let Rice shred the D on those two plays.  But with what happened in the other games, it's a loss that feels like a win.

He doesn't fumble that ball, the Bengals win.

I really don't want to see their asses again until next year.

[Neil]

Whatever-- it was a tough loss with the way we fumbled it away & let Rice shred the D on those two plays.  But with what happened in the other games, it's a loss that feels like a win.

He doesn't fumble that ball, the Bengals win.

I really don't want to see their asses again until next year.

Yeah, I'd rather play the Steelers than the Bengals.  Fortunately, the only way that the Ravens see the Bengals is if they go through the Texans and then the Patriots, which would be tough for them.  Even then, the game would still be in Baltimore.

[CountDeMoney]

I go to Cincinnati.com to check out the post-game, and this is the shit I find:

A man was in critical condition after police said he was stabbed with steak knife in one eye and an antenna in the other. A Deer Park man has been arrested.

[sbr]

 

[MadBurgerMaker]

I go to Cincinnati.com to check out the post-game, and this is the shit I find:

A man was in critical condition after police said he was stabbed with steak knife in one eye and an antenna in the other. A Deer Park man has been arrested.

I think this might be the first time I've ever heard of someone getting stabbed with an antenna.

[Ed Anger]

And people wonder why I hate that fucking city.

[CountDeMoney]

And people wonder why I hate that fucking city.

Adam Wheeler, 21, was wanted on three open felony warrants when he slammed his Corryville apartment door in the face of a police officer investigating a drug complaint. Wheeler allegedly screamed, "You want a war? You got a war." A large number of rounds were fired by Wheeler and the five officers on the scene.

Choo cockaroach.

[Ed Anger]

 

No rounds hit anybody I bet. It is like the Kehoe brothers. Cops here suck at shooting, unless you kill one of their own. Then they will pulverize the trailer you are hiding in.

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