GOP Primary Megathread!

[Phillip V]

Obama assures Hispanics that he will eventually get immigration reform done within '5 years'.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/02/obama-ive-got-five-years-left-to-solve-immigration-115342.html

[Eddie Teach]

Empty promises beat the heck out of what the Republicans are offering them.

[Ideologue]

What I don't understand is how Santorum has more chance of beating Obama then Newt.

The dude is right out of the 40's.

Captain America would kick Rick Santorum's ass.

[Ideologue]

nobody votes third party.

Tell that one to Al Gore.

Or Bush Sr.

Or President Taft. Third place!

If you want to tell anything to President Taft you best get a shovel.

And a crane.  LOL.

[MadImmortalMan]

Empty promises beat the heck out of what the Republicans are offering them.

Oh, I don't know. Tancredo might be willing to spring for a bus ticket to Matamoros. That's better than nothing. 

[grumbler]

Actually, I think Canada might have won the War on Terror. 

Canada lost little honor when its army routed out of the War on Terror,
for it had but little honor to lose, but it did lose all that it had.

[paraphrased from whom, oh history trivia buffs?]

[Caliga]

Obama will crush Romney, nobody votes third party.

[Ideologue]

Obama will crush Romney, nobody votes third party.

Optimates don't count.

[Caliga]

Sulla

[Ed Anger]

Sulla

That is my shtick.

[Caliga]

I'm allowed to like the guy too.  Nobody is stealing anyone's schtick here.  Settle down, Beavis.

[Ed Anger]

I'm allowed to like the guy too.  Nobody is stealing anyone's schtick here.  Settle down, Beavis.

How Marius like. Steal my schtick. Gonna steal my command next?

[Caliga]

Maybe I'll be Claudius to your Caligula and steal your throne.  OH SURE, HE HAD NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THAT.

[Ed Anger]

Maybe I'll be Claudius to your Caligula and steal your throne.  OH SURE, HE HAD NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THAT.

My favorite toilet....!

[Caliga]

I liked the part in Caligula when Caligula had Gemellus set up.  NO THEEESER NOOOOOOO!