GOP Primary Megathread!

[Phillip V]

Michigan race between Romney and Santorum appears to be tightening through Romney's so-far positive ads.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2012/02/ppp-santorum-romney-in-michigan-114975.html

[Eddie Teach]

I like how Protestants are backing the Catholic while Catholics are backing the cultist. 

[Berkut]

At this time I am going to simply disavow any actual relationship with the Republican Fucking Party.

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Done. Done. And fucking done.

[Eddie Teach]

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Well, yeah, they've already lost the battle, they just don't know it yet.

[CountDeMoney]

At this time I am going to simply disavow any actual relationship with the Republican Fucking Party.

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Done. Done. And fucking done.

[Razgovory]

At this time I am going to simply disavow any actual relationship with the Republican Fucking Party.

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Done. Done. And fucking done.

Did it make more sense to you back in 1994?

[ulmont]

At this time I am going to simply disavow any actual relationship with the Republican Fucking Party.

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Done. Done. And fucking done.

Did it make more sense to you back in 1994?

Damnit, Raz, when a man disavows a relationship with the Republican Party, you should just congratulate him rather than quibble.*

Congratulations, Berkut!

*Later you can ask Berkut what it will take to get him to avow a relationship with the Democratic Party.

[Berkut]

At this time I am going to simply disavow any actual relationship with the Republican Fucking Party.

I am so sick of listening to their crazy fundamentalist bullshit. Christians are under attack? Really? You are seriously going to go with that, in 2012, in the United States of America?

Done. Done. And fucking done.

I don't get it.

[Neil]

Welcome to the party, pal.

[CountDeMoney]

Damnit, Raz, when a man disavows a relationship with the Republican Party, you should just congratulate him rather than quibble.*

Congratulations, Berkut!

I figured that shit out by 1992, but some kids take longer.

[Berkut]

Damnit, Raz, when a man disavows a relationship with the Republican Party, you should just congratulate him rather than quibble.*

Congratulations, Berkut!

I figured that shit out by 1992, but some kids take longer.

You are so chock full of shit...but that is why we love you so.

[Eddie Teach]

I figured that shit out by 1992, but some kids take longer.

Seems to me nowadays you're rich enough to be a Republican.

[Martinus]

He's making it an easier slam dunk for Obama than if Palin was running.

So 8 years after Bush vs. Kerry, it's still about fags not being allowed to marry? If only Republicans had but one neck.

[alfred russel]

He's making it an easier slam dunk for Obama than if Palin was running.

So 8 years after Bush vs. Kerry, it's still about fags not being allowed to marry? If only Republicans had but one neck.

Pfft, that was so 2004. Santorum has diversified. Now it is also about women not using birth control, no more prenatal screens that might give information that could prompt someone to choose to have an abortion, and no more man on dog action (or equivalent acts, such as sex for purposes other than procreation). 

[Berkut]

He's making it an easier slam dunk for Obama than if Palin was running.

So 8 years after Bush vs. Kerry, it's still about fags not being allowed to marry? If only Republicans had but one neck.

Pfft, that was so 2004. Santorum has diversified. Now it is also about women not using birth control, no more prenatal screens that might give information that could prompt someone to choose to have an abortion, and no more man on dog action (or equivalent acts, such as sex for purposes other than procreation). 

I think what is convincing me to just plain give up on the Republicans is not so much that they seem to care about all this bullshit, but that they STILL seem to care, even after it is clear that caring about stupid shit like this is a big part of why there is a pretty boy Dem in the White House.

And they won't let it go. I used to think that it was a mostly harmless quirk, something to be ignored while focusing on the "meat" of the issues. But now I am realizing that for many in the Republican Party, bullshit like this IS the meat, and the other stuff is the distractions to be ignored or only examined once the candidates bona fides as a fundy religious fruit cake are well and truly established.