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Started by Liep, December 16, 2011, 02:12:39 PM

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Valmy

#210
August 25, 2015, 08:14:55 AM
Hail, hail East Germany
Land of fruit and grape
Land where you'll regret
If you try to escape

No matter if you tunnel under
or take a running jump at the wall
Forget it, the guards will kill you,
if the electrified fence doesn't first
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

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The Larch

#211
August 25, 2015, 09:11:48 AM

The Brain

#212
August 25, 2015, 12:40:32 PM
Latrine!!!
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Liep

#213
August 26, 2015, 07:12:51 AM
Not even shameful bronze for Sara Slott. 4th. :weep:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

mongers

#214
August 26, 2015, 12:21:50 PM
A spectator at the Vuelta tried to make off on Ben King's crashed bike.  :huh:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Brazen

#215
August 27, 2015, 10:03:54 AM
Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

Liep

#216
August 27, 2015, 10:17:10 AM
Quote from: Brazen on August 27, 2015, 10:03:54 AM
Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

:lol: :o

Is he okay?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Pedrito

#217
August 27, 2015, 04:04:34 PM
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Liep

#218
August 28, 2015, 07:31:20 AM
I'm in love with the Swedish women's long jump contestants.

Khaddia Sagnia:


Erica Jarder:


Usain Bolt agrees with me:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Admiral Yi

#219
August 28, 2015, 07:39:03 AM
Great pooper on contestant #3. :wub:

The Larch

#220
August 28, 2015, 09:13:49 AM
If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

Liep

#221
August 28, 2015, 10:57:36 AM
Quote from: The Larch on August 28, 2015, 09:13:49 AM
If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

:yes:
800m isn't bad either.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Brezel

#222
August 29, 2015, 05:52:07 AM
High jumpers are thin and bony. 100 and 400 m hurdles is where it's at.

Liep

#223
August 29, 2015, 06:53:39 AM
Quote from: Brezel on August 29, 2015, 05:52:07 AM
High jumpers are thin and bony

Agree to disagree

German high jumper Jungfleisch:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Eddie Teach

#224
August 29, 2015, 07:05:11 AM Last Edit: August 29, 2015, 07:06:46 AM by Peter Wiggin
Young flesh?  :D

Ok, young meat. Works just the same.  :lol:
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