The Miscellaneous Sports Thread

[Valmy]

Hail, hail East Germany
Land of fruit and grape
Land where you'll regret
If you try to escape

No matter if you tunnel under
or take a running jump at the wall
Forget it, the guards will kill you,
if the electrified fence doesn't first

[The Larch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-YHw1sqjL8

That comforts me. Also added to my Watchlist on imdb.com.

You have not watched Top Secret!?

[The Brain]

Latrine!!!

[Liep]

Not even shameful bronze for Sara Slott. 4th.

[mongers]

A spectator at the Vuelta tried to make off on Ben King's crashed bike. 

[Brazen]

Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

[Liep]

Gatlin couldn't take Bolt down in the 200m. Take one cameraman on a Segway though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBu7axYp3o

Is he okay?

[Pedrito]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-YHw1sqjL8

That comforts me. Also added to my Watchlist on imdb.com.

You have not watched Top Secret!?

My exact same reaction to Liep's post 

L.

[Liep]

I'm in love with the Swedish women's long jump contestants.

Khaddia Sagnia:


Erica Jarder:


Usain Bolt agrees with me:

[Admiral Yi]

Great pooper on contestant #3.

[The Larch]

If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

[Liep]

If you're a leg/ass guy, long jump and high jump is where it's at for women's athletics. That and voleyball are the key sporting events if you're of that persuasion.

800m isn't bad either.

[Brezel]

High jumpers are thin and bony. 100 and 400 m hurdles is where it's at.

[Liep]

High jumpers are thin and bony

Agree to disagree

German high jumper Jungfleisch:

[Eddie Teach]

Young flesh? 

Ok, young meat. Works just the same.