Long Term Friendships With Those Of Your Sexual Preference ?

[HVC]

You hide under a table?

[Eddie Teach]

 

[Slargos]

Females ask me to be just friends all the time. 

[Slargos]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

[Jacob]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

So whenever you get laid, at least one of the involved parties doesn't want to do it? 

[Slargos]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

So whenever you get laid, at least one of the involved parties doesn't want to do it? 

[mongers]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

So whenever you get laid, at least one of the involved parties doesn't want to do it? 

Hey, you missed my compliment further up in the thread. 

[mongers]

Is this about Swallow?

I think you should confess your love in some dramatic fashion, but preferably before her wedding ceremony. 

No it's was partially motivated by me having sort of 'finished' with my long term closest female friend, whom I've known for nearly 1/4 of a century. 

(shit don't I sound old ! )

Edit:
this is someone I've probably met twice a week for decades on end, someone whom asked me if she should marry her husband, so I guess we've been somewhat close.

[Malthus]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

3. Women wrapped in duct tape and stuffed in Slargos' closet.

Though that may be ca subset of (2). 

[mongers]

There are two types of women in the world:

1. Women I don't want to have sex with.
2. Women who don't want to have sex with me.

3. Women wrapped in duct tape and stuffed in Slargos' closet.

Though that may be ca subset of (2). 

Wait, what's CdM doing in Slargos's house ?

[Malthus]

Wait, what's CdM doing in Slargos's house ?

Naw, CdM has a basement for those sort of festivities. Slargos must make do with a closet. 

[mongers]

Wait, what's CdM doing in Slargos's house ?

Naw, CdM has a basement for those sort of festivities. Slargos must make do with a closet. 

Yeah, but how does he Marti outta there ?   

[DontSayBanana]

To the topic question: I don't handle those too well.  I'm only in steady contact with one close female friend with whom I haven't had sex, although we probably would have if she wasn't a strict lesbian.

[Malthus]

Wait, what's CdM doing in Slargos's house ?

Naw, CdM has a basement for those sort of festivities. Slargos must make do with a closet. 

Yeah, but how does he Marti outta there ?   

He takes off his shoes?   

[Valmy]

He'll make you eat chili full of meat and no beans.

Damn straight.