HR rant: "You are too stupid to get a job, even in banking"

Started by The Larch, December 13, 2011, 08:22:13 AM

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Ideologue

#15
December 22, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
What is a DBA, anyway?  Database auditor?
Kinemalogue
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Brazen

#16
December 22, 2011, 09:15:44 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 22, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
What is a DBA, anyway?  Database auditor?
Database Administrator. Another once of the things I used to do.

Darth Wagtaros

#17
December 22, 2011, 09:19:06 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 22, 2011, 09:15:44 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 22, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
What is a DBA, anyway?  Database auditor?
Database Administrator. Another once of the things I used to do.
You had the power. 
PDH!

Ideologue

#18
December 22, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Did she have the touch?
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Darth Wagtaros

#19
December 22, 2011, 09:23:38 AM
Once the Matrix is unleashed we all will.
PDH!

Admiral Yi

#20
December 22, 2011, 09:27:27 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 22, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Did she have the touch?

he

Great scene.  Marky Mark did an ossum job of singing *just enough* off key.

Caliga

#21
December 22, 2011, 08:51:23 PM
Those worthless chickenshit cunts didn't respond to my enraged feedback.  Oh well, they go on the ignore list. :)

Fortunately I work with two other firms that have recruiters who actually know what the fuck they're doing, so I don't need them.  BUH-BYE Robert Half.
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DontSayBanana

#22
December 23, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 22, 2011, 08:51:23 PM
BUH-BYE Robert Half.

Oh lord.  No wonder you're enraged.  That's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. :D
Experience bij!

MadImmortalMan

#23
December 23, 2011, 04:47:43 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 22, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Did she have the touch?

She had the power.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Caliga

#24
December 23, 2011, 06:47:03 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 23, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
Oh lord.  No wonder you're enraged.  That's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. :D
We had an existing relationship with them, so our HR VP insisted I try to work with them too. :sleep:
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Jaron

#25
December 23, 2011, 11:30:59 AM
I did an interview on Friday and when we asked the guy if he had any previous experience working with and learning software he went on at length about his successful campaigns of Lord of the Rings, and how at first it was his fault the group kept failing, but eventually he led them to success.

I wasn't sure if he was serious or not, but I noticed he was wearing tennis shoes, and I asked him about that and he said he didn't have anything nicer, and that his wife had made him quit video games and go back to school and get a job.

I feel sorry for him, but I decided to be merciless and not recommend a second interview. :P
Winner of THE grumbler point.

HVC

#26
December 23, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
:lol: how old was this guy?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Jaron

#27
December 23, 2011, 11:34:27 AM
He must have been 25ish, maybe 26.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Ideologue

#28
December 23, 2011, 11:45:26 AM
Very sad.
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Darth Wagtaros

#29
December 23, 2011, 11:58:19 AM
That was a commercial on G4, the video game network. 

HR Rep: I see you're experienced with Excel and Word, but what is a 34th Level Beast Lord?
PDH!
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