{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

[grumbler]

Did you try dropping dead?

Your AAR on that didn't make it sound very attractive.

[Valmy]

Man that sucks I was looking forward to seeing how far into Persia you could go.

[Ed Anger]

I was approaching the creamy nougat of the Parthian Kingdom when my computer went kaput.

[Ed Anger]

New AAR coming soon. I'm getting Flashpoint Campaigns: Red Storm off Steam for 30 bucks instead of Matrix's usual idiot pricing.

[jimmy olsen]

Looking forward to it.

[11B4V]

New AAR coming soon. I'm getting Flashpoint Campaigns: Red Storm off Steam for 30 bucks instead of Matrix's usual idiot pricing.

I have that'n

[Ed Anger]

I pick a small scenario, "A Time to Dance". Russians launch an attack against NATO when they ain't ready. Blackhorse squadron vs a Russian unit I cant remember. Fuck it.

I start with a a recon platoon. Whee, Hummers. Reinforcements start arriving as Tamas' cousins start arriving.



The computer shoves its Recon units over the river into Bad whatever. A platoon of Abrams murderlize them:



The crosses are eliminated units. 7 recon and 9 SPAT BDRM's are claimed kills. Only us casualty is a HQ vehicle hit in a Flogger airstrike.

 

[CountDeMoney]

Lulz, "Bad whatever".   ENOUGH OF THAT FILTHY PIG LATIN

And where the hell are the West Germans?  This is their home game, dammit.

[Syt]

This is the real world Bad Neustadt, btw. The little forest where Ed is holed up is visible North of town.

https://www.google.at/maps/@50.3370375,10.2375784,5880m/data=!3m1!1e3

They might be overstating the significance of the river in game.

[Ed Anger]

Lulz, "Bad whatever".   ENOUGH OF THAT FILTHY PIG LATIN

And where the hell are the West Germans?  This is their home game, dammit.

There is a scenario where a Kampfgruppe of 7th Panzer attacks to open a pocket. BUT IMMA STILL LEARNING THE GAME.

[Barrister]

This is the real world Bad Neustadt, btw. The little forest where Ed is holed up is visible North of town.

https://www.google.at/maps/@50.3370375,10.2375784,5880m/data=!3m1!1e3

They might be overstating the significance of the river in game.

Lulz

[Ed Anger]

I attempt to have the southern tank troop fall back to resupply, but it goes to shit and it takes a kick in the teeth. However, the Sovs get popped with little red crosses everywhere. 18 T-80's are reported as kills. Also, the Soviet AAA units take it up the butt from the Bradley's TOW's. Too bad I have no air support. 



A pair of Floggers return and pop a pair of Humvees and a Bradley. NICE AIR DEFENSE.

[Ed Anger]

The two Soviet tank companies in BAD COMPANY are down to one tank each.

[Ed Anger]

A Soviet Mech Company gets Assraped by 2 M1 platoons. They don't even get a chance to fire their ATGM's.



little red crosses give me a boner.

[CountDeMoney]

So how many Soviet battlefield commanders have been executed so far?