NFL 2011 Week 13

[Neil]

Garcia will lead the Texans to glory.  Or at least he would, if Yates wasn't already looking pretty good.

[Admiral Yi]

Did Garcia spend a chunk of time in the CFL?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Did Garcia spend a chunk of time in the CFL?

Yeah.  He was also in the UFL...er...last year, I think.

[Alcibiades]

Colt McCoy: 247-428 2,524 yds 14 Tds 9 Ints 76.9 rating

Joe Flacco: 240-434 2,895 yds 13 Tds 8 Ints 78.3 rating

When your stats are comparable to a 2nd year guy on the worst offense in the league you might not be very good.  Just saying.

The Colt doesn't have Cam Cameron fucking him up.  He's just got Colt.

Colt's got 1/5 of a line, basically no receivers, a broken running game for most of this year, a totally new system to run this year, and no offensive coordinator because Mike Holmgren is a fucking idiot and gave first time first year head coach Pat Shurmer those duties.  All things considered, I'm rather surprised he's still alive and able to do anything.  Flacco has it made in comparison.

Don't forget to mention that Colt barely has enough intelligence to breathe, really shouldn't leave that out.

[Neil]

Colt McCoy: 247-428 2,524 yds 14 Tds 9 Ints 76.9 rating

Joe Flacco: 240-434 2,895 yds 13 Tds 8 Ints 78.3 rating

When your stats are comparable to a 2nd year guy on the worst offense in the league you might not be very good.  Just saying.

The Colt doesn't have Cam Cameron fucking him up.  He's just got Colt.

Colt's got 1/5 of a line, basically no receivers, a broken running game for most of this year, a totally new system to run this year, and no offensive coordinator because Mike Holmgren is a fucking idiot and gave first time first year head coach Pat Shurmer those duties.  All things considered, I'm rather surprised he's still alive and able to do anything.  Flacco has it made in comparison.

Don't forget to mention that Colt barely has enough intelligence to breathe, really shouldn't leave that out.

Doesn't need to be mentioned.  The guy went to Texas, which is the same school as Vince 'spends the evening after every loss crying and holding a gun to his head while driving around' Young and Sergio 'falls down the stairs' Kindle.

[FunkMonk]

 

[CountDeMoney]

lol, as much as I bash Colt McCoy, I think he can be a steady starting QB in the NFL.  Even for some of his underdeveloped skills, he's a gamer.

Poor guy just needs more help and a real QB coach.  Like Steve Tasker said in the game on Sunday, "Colt McCoy is simply making too many tackles for a quarterback this season."

[Neil]

lol, as much as I bash Colt McCoy, I think he can be a steady starting QB in the NFL.  Even for some of his underdeveloped skills, he's a gamer.

Poor guy just needs more help and a real QB coach.  Like Steve Tasker said in the game on Sunday, "Colt McCoy is simply making too many tackles for a quarterback this season."

It's hard to tell.  He was having a hard time being effective outside of garbage time, other than that ridiculously blown coverage.  It must be hard when everyone on your team is bad.

[Alcibiades]

lol, as much as I bash Colt McCoy, I think he can be a steady starting QB in the NFL.  Even for some of his underdeveloped skills, he's a gamer.

Poor guy just needs more help and a real QB coach.  Like Steve Tasker said in the game on Sunday, "Colt McCoy is simply making too many tackles for a quarterback this season."

I'm not kidding, I'd seriously be surprised if the kid could read.

[dps]

lol, as much as I bash Colt McCoy, I think he can be a steady starting QB in the NFL.  Even for some of his underdeveloped skills, he's a gamer.

Poor guy just needs more help and a real QB coach.  Like Steve Tasker said in the game on Sunday, "Colt McCoy is simply making too many tackles for a quarterback this season."

I'm not kidding, I'd seriously be surprised if the kid could read.

As in read defenses, or as in just being literate?

[CountDeMoney]

Garcia will lead the Texans to glory.  Or at least he would, if Yates wasn't already looking pretty good.

Yates is indeed promising, but Jeff Garcia is awesome, regardless of how old he is.

[jimmy olsen]

lol, as much as I bash Colt McCoy, I think he can be a steady starting QB in the NFL.  Even for some of his underdeveloped skills, he's a gamer.

Poor guy just needs more help and a real QB coach.  Like Steve Tasker said in the game on Sunday, "Colt McCoy is simply making too many tackles for a quarterback this season."

I'm not kidding, I'd seriously be surprised if the kid could read.

As in read defenses, or as in just being literate?

Pretty sure he means literate.

[Valmy]

I'm not kidding, I'd seriously be surprised if the kid could read.

Really?  I googled his Wonderlic score and it was right at the average for QBs.  I guess that does not measure your ability to read or anything but where are you getting this from?  I mean he is a country hick so his accent does him no favors in sounding smart granted.

[Alcibiades]

I saw a documentary on rookies coming into the NFL, he seemed borderline retarded.  Didn't even know the Browns were in the AFC, let alone the conference.  Had that dumb empty eyed look with a dumbass grin on his face.  It was ridiculous.


Heres a video of part of it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lJ_MvlLig0


It was more than just this, too.

[Liep]

It was obviously to trick his opponents into underestimating him. Clever guy.