If You Could Redo Your Life, What Age Would You Start?

Started by Admiral Yi, December 01, 2011, 06:03:58 PM

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Valmy

Right after I graduated from High School.  So many things I would do differently.

Of course someday I will think 'if only I could go back and be 34 again' so I guess maybe I should try to do things better right now.
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Slargos

Around 5. Much later and the time to effect meaningful change is over.  :hmm:
Less dicking around with computers and more exercise.
More focus on important studies like economics and less time wasted on meaningless bullshit in school..  :hmm:

szmik

Quote from: Barrister on December 01, 2011, 11:49:43 PM
I can't imagine anything more isolating that being a 36 year old trapped in a child's body.  Adults aren't going to be your friend - too creepy.  Other kids aren't going to have anything in common with you.
Meh, I'm teenager in adults body. I still have nothing in common with adults around me.
:hmm:
Quote from: Neil on September 23, 2011, 08:41:24 AM
That's why Martinus, for all his spending on the trappings of wealth and taste, will never really have class.  He's just trying too hard to be something he isn't (an intelligent, tasteful gentleman), trying desperately to hide what he is (Polish trash with money and a severe behavioral disorder), and it shows in everything he says and does.  He's not our equal, not by a mile.

Viking

Quote from: szmik on December 03, 2011, 01:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 01, 2011, 11:49:43 PM
I can't imagine anything more isolating that being a 36 year old trapped in a child's body.  Adults aren't going to be your friend - too creepy.  Other kids aren't going to have anything in common with you.
Meh, I'm teenager in adults body. I still have nothing in common with adults around me.
:hmm:

all the self delusion of a teen none but the sexual recovery time of an old man?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Brazen on December 02, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
I can pretty much pick the exact date. Age 17, I wouldn't have sacrificed my studies for boys and booze had I known how easy both are to come across later in life. I'd have taken the Oxbridge exams, gone to Cambridge (my school was a feeder school) and met and divorced someone rich. Or become a spy.

Amen, sister. 
If I didn't let pussy dictate how college panned out and the hubris of youth getting dazzled with blue and white flashing lights, I'd be a fucking senior foreign correspondent getting ready for one of the Sunday morning talk shows right now.

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Syt

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2011, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 02, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
I can pretty much pick the exact date. Age 17, I wouldn't have sacrificed my studies for boys and booze had I known how easy both are to come across later in life. I'd have taken the Oxbridge exams, gone to Cambridge (my school was a feeder school) and met and divorced someone rich. Or become a spy.

Amen, sister. 
If I didn't let pussy dictate how college panned out and the hubris of youth getting dazzled with blue and white flashing lights, I'd be a fucking senior foreign correspondent getting ready for one of the Sunday morning talk shows right now.

Btw, how's that book of yours coming along?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Syt on December 04, 2011, 03:21:47 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2011, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 02, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
I can pretty much pick the exact date. Age 17, I wouldn't have sacrificed my studies for boys and booze had I known how easy both are to come across later in life. I'd have taken the Oxbridge exams, gone to Cambridge (my school was a feeder school) and met and divorced someone rich. Or become a spy.

Amen, sister. 
If I didn't let pussy dictate how college panned out and the hubris of youth getting dazzled with blue and white flashing lights, I'd be a fucking senior foreign correspondent getting ready for one of the Sunday morning talk shows right now.

Btw, how's that book of yours coming along?

How's my dick taste when you kiss your wife?

Syt

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 04, 2011, 04:20:54 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 04, 2011, 03:21:47 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2011, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 02, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
I can pretty much pick the exact date. Age 17, I wouldn't have sacrificed my studies for boys and booze had I known how easy both are to come across later in life. I'd have taken the Oxbridge exams, gone to Cambridge (my school was a feeder school) and met and divorced someone rich. Or become a spy.

Amen, sister. 
If I didn't let pussy dictate how college panned out and the hubris of youth getting dazzled with blue and white flashing lights, I'd be a fucking senior foreign correspondent getting ready for one of the Sunday morning talk shows right now.

Btw, how's that book of yours coming along?

How's my dick taste when you kiss your wife?

:rolleyes:
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Octavian

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 04, 2011, 04:20:54 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 04, 2011, 03:21:47 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2011, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 02, 2011, 05:52:04 AM
I can pretty much pick the exact date. Age 17, I wouldn't have sacrificed my studies for boys and booze had I known how easy both are to come across later in life. I'd have taken the Oxbridge exams, gone to Cambridge (my school was a feeder school) and met and divorced someone rich. Or become a spy.

Amen, sister. 
If I didn't let pussy dictate how college panned out and the hubris of youth getting dazzled with blue and white flashing lights, I'd be a fucking senior foreign correspondent getting ready for one of the Sunday morning talk shows right now.

Btw, how's that book of yours coming along?

How's my dick taste?

Could be a dangerous question to ask a German  :hmm:
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