If You Could Redo Your Life, What Age Would You Start?

[Admiral Yi]

I assumed you could keep your wisdom in formulating the question, so why not memories too.

Otherwise, what's the fun of starting over at 13 if you're still a 13 year old nebbish?

[MadImmortalMan]

I also wouldn't have loaned my parents any money.   

[Eddie Teach]

I assumed you could keep your wisdom in formulating the question, so why not memories too.

Otherwise, what's the fun of starting over at 13 if you're still a 13 year old nebbish?

Well, what's the point of being 5 again if you can't think eating an avocado turns you into an avocado with super powers? 

[Razgovory]

I was 18. She was 19. And evil.


It all turned out good for me in the end though.

I thought you were older then that.

[Admiral Yi]

Well, what's the point of being 5 again if you can't think eating an avocado turns you into an avocado with super powers? 

Beats me Calvin.

[The Brain]

I assumed you could keep your wisdom in formulating the question, so why not memories too.

Otherwise, what's the fun of starting over at 13 if you're still a 13 year old nebbish?

Well, what's the point of being 5 again if you can't think eating an avocado turns you into an avocado with super powers? 

You were retarded as a child?

[Eddie Teach]

I was retarded enough as an adult to watch Tim's Axe Cop links. 

[The Brain]

I was retarded enough as an adult to watch Tim's Axe Cop links. 

I am a better person than you.

[Razgovory]

I assumed you could keep your wisdom in formulating the question, so why not memories too.

Otherwise, what's the fun of starting over at 13 if you're still a 13 year old nebbish?

Well, what's the point of being 5 again if you can't think eating an avocado turns you into an avocado with super powers? 

You were retarded as a child?

I was.  Still am.

[Iormlund]

High school, I guess.

[Razgovory]

I miss Melody.   I'm so lonely. 

[Ideologue]

Earlier the better, I suppose.

I'd be richer than God by the end of it anyway.  I'd probably be in Congress by now, if I could even be bothered to care, as I would have the mind of an old man by this time.

Question: would I have the same plasticity of mind as a child, were I to go back to my childhood?  That is, would I have an easier time learning foreign languages, etc.?  Or would I have, physically, the brain of my 29 year-old self?  The latter seems somewhat unavoidable (as well as, for the most part, desirable; I didn't go back just to fuck-up like I did the first time).  If so, could I prove I was from the future with neuroimaging techniques?

I think one thinks too highly of himself.

Not really.  My future knowledge would make me enormously wealthy.  Also, I speak to the American people.

[Ideologue]

I was 18. She was 19. And evil.


It all turned out good for me in the end though.

I thought you were my age or a bit younger.  Am I thinking of HMBob?

[garbon]

Not really.  My future knowledge would make me enormously wealthy.  Also, I speak to the American people.

Where are you getting the capital to invest?

[MadImmortalMan]

Not really.  My future knowledge would make me enormously wealthy.  Also, I speak to the American people.

Where are you getting the capital to invest?

It only takes a little to start. Scrape together fifty bucks for a way out of the money call on something you know is about to explode and you're off and running.