What's your dream pet

[BuddhaRhubarb]

I have the dream setup as far as I'm concerned. All the neighbourhood cats hang out in my yard sometimes, also a lot of cool dogs come in my store. I clean up after none of them, but get to give treats, pets etc to said dogs, cats. Other animals should not be "pets' .... dogs, cats only.

[11B4V]

I have the money, time, space and all the other jazz.

[Caliga]

My dog looks a lot like one of them.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd love to have a falcon and stand out on my deck, remove his hood, and watch him dive bomb black people.

[Malthus]

I'd love to have a falcon and stand out on my deck, remove his hood, and watch him dive bomb black people.

No wonder those birds wear hoods (presumably, white hoods). 

[jimmy olsen]

http://www.sibfox.com/

Order one then.

[viper37]

No co-ed answer please.

What animal would you like to own as a pet if money, time, space and all that jazz was not a problem. No fictional animals, no animals that went extinct before the 20th century.

I would like an Irish Wolfhound.

Wolf, bear, leopard or black panther.
I'm not attracted to reptiles & fish, so no crocs and absolutely no white shark as pets.

[Scipio]

A long time ago, when the earth was green
and there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
and they run around free while the world was bein' born,
and the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.

There was green alligators and long-neck geese.
There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.
There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.

[Tonitrus]

http://www.sibfox.com/

Order one then.

Not currently practical.

[Ideologue]

Cats are the first priority.  I want some beautiful purebreds. A Maine Coon to lighten the mood, a Siamese for my sins, a Persian for aesthetic contemplation, a hairless Sphynx to contemplate motality.  And then round out the gang with a half-dozen or so American shorthair mutts from the street.  All male, definitely.

I'm glad I'm not the craziest cat person on Languish.

[Barrister]

I have the money, time, space and all the other jazz.

One of my dogs is a Rhodesian cross - his mother was a purebred who got out one day.

He's a fine dog, but I don't see the appeal of a purebred.

[CountDeMoney]

Cats are the first priority.  I want some beautiful purebreds. A Maine Coon to lighten the mood, a Siamese for my sins, a Persian for aesthetic contemplation, a hairless Sphynx to contemplate motality.  And then round out the gang with a half-dozen or so American shorthair mutts from the street.  All male, definitely.

I'm glad I'm not the craziest cat person on Languish.

I tried to fashion a little Crips bandana for my cat, complete with ear holes, but that ended in about 10 minutes.

[Caliga]

I'd love to have a falcon and stand out on my deck, remove his hood, and watch him dive bomb black people.

I tried to teach my dog to bite blacks but he didn't seem to understand.

[Razgovory]

Cats are the first priority.  I want some beautiful purebreds. A Maine Coon to lighten the mood, a Siamese for my sins, a Persian for aesthetic contemplation, a hairless Sphynx to contemplate motality.  And then round out the gang with a half-dozen or so American shorthair mutts from the street.  All male, definitely.

I'm glad I'm not the craziest cat person on Languish.

I tried to fashion a little Crips bandana for my cat, complete with ear holes, but that ended in about 10 minutes.

Cats don't really do hats well.  Brown cat tries to sleep in my hat, but she won't wear one. 

[Siege]

Siberian tiger.

I hope it eats you.