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Started by Siege, November 14, 2011, 04:51:48 AM

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Siege

November 14, 2011, 04:51:48 AM
Should I tell you what is in my mind?
Should I tell yuo the secrets of my heart? (yes, I do have a heart!)

Ok, here it goes, and I hope I shall not regret it.

After 8 years of marriage I finally got my wife pregnant.
After we found out I was the one shooting blanks, I submitted myself to 3, or 4, not actually 3, diferent treatments to get my wife pregnant.
It was hard, I lost my patience more than once.
But it finally worked, the army hospital here in Fort Campbell,(BACH-Blansfield Army Community Hospital) got it right.
They took my little crappies, and my wife's thingy, and put them together, and then put it back into my wife, and it actually worked.

So, here it is. My wife is pregnant.
I am going to be a father!!!!

Fuck the IDF, man. They fucked me up with all kind of experimental shit.

So, my wife is due sometime in July, before we deploy to Afghanistan in September.

Whoa, I still can't believe it.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Josquius

#1
November 14, 2011, 04:53:35 AM
Congratulations.

And may god have mercy on us all.
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Tamas

#2
November 14, 2011, 04:57:09 AM
Congrats :)

Slargos

#3
November 14, 2011, 05:03:43 AM
Just don't ever do a paternity test.

And if the child comes out black, remember that it could just be the african strain of your arab genome rearing its horned head.

Sheilbh

#4
November 14, 2011, 05:03:49 AM
Congratulations.

Though the thought of loads of Siegelets scares me a little :P
Let's bomb Russia!

Siege

#5
November 14, 2011, 05:05:38 AM
Thanks. I really apreciate it.

Whoa, the world is a diferent place to me now.

All my priorities have changed.
I don't even know if I am going to retire from the Army after 20 years of service as I had planned earlier.
I already signed for the next deployment, I am already committed and I will not let my boys deploy by themselves without me, but I think this is going to be my last deployment.

I think the game is over.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Syt

#6
November 14, 2011, 05:10:48 AM
Congrats, Ziggy.  :hug:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Pedrito

#7
November 14, 2011, 05:45:15 AM
 :o :showoff:

Congrats Siegey!

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

CountDeMoney

#8
November 14, 2011, 06:08:20 AM
So who's the father?

Eddie Teach

#9
November 14, 2011, 06:28:01 AM
Quote from: Siege on November 14, 2011, 04:51:48 AM
Should I tell you what is in my mind?
Should I tell yuo the secrets of my heart?

Ill-advised.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Viking

#10
November 14, 2011, 07:15:45 AM Last Edit: November 14, 2011, 12:33:53 PM by Viking
Congrats Siegy!

At least the IDF's manpower issues for 2030-2033 are slightly reduced (or 2030-2031 if it's a girl).


Edit: At least Siegy didn't spill his seed. Biblical references and whatnot...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Grey Fox

#11
November 14, 2011, 08:41:55 AM
Yay! More jews!
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#12
November 14, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
Hurrah!  Congrats Siegey!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

#13
November 14, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
I am happy for Siege.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Legbiter

#14
November 14, 2011, 09:08:44 AM
 :showoff:

Good luck Siegy.  :)

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