Swine Flue outbreak in Mexico, US; 20 confirmed dead.

Started by Syt, April 25, 2009, 04:38:54 AM

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Martinus

#60
April 27, 2009, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 27, 2009, 01:32:16 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 27, 2009, 01:30:30 AM
I have sniffles. Do I have: swine flu?  :cry:

We'd be only so lucky.  :P



Talked to my dad down in MBM's neck of woods, said that churches stopped services and schools were going to be closed as folks are nervous.
:punk:

Mental note for the future. :shifty:

Tamas

#61
April 27, 2009, 01:36:17 AM
AYE DIOS MIO ES LA GRIPA DE COCHINO!!!!

Syt

#62
April 27, 2009, 01:52:25 AM
Well, the good news seems to be that the 20 identified cases in the U.S. were non-lethal and treatable.
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Grallon

#63
April 27, 2009, 07:09:43 AM
Which Horeseman was the pandemic again ?  Second or Third ?

"The End Times are approaching.  Humanity's final chapter is about to be written"

Gods it'll be just like sipping cognac when the Titanic founders  :wub:




G.
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Martinus

#64
April 27, 2009, 07:11:27 AM
Quote from: Grallon on April 27, 2009, 07:09:43 AM
Which Horeseman was the pandemic again ?  Second or Third ?

"The End Times are approaching.  Humanity's final chapter is about to be written"

Gods it'll be just like sipping cognac when the Titanic founders  :wub:




G.
You are retarded.  :lol:

Ed Anger

#65
April 27, 2009, 10:06:32 AM
Ed Anger's Disease log: Day one

Temp: 97.8
No cough

Saw a large black man wearing a placard and ringing a bell. Got a case of the heebie jeebies.
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Grey Fox

#66
April 27, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
I might perish. Will update as Status change.
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DontSayBanana

#67
April 27, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
Quote from: Grallon on April 27, 2009, 07:09:43 AM
Which Horeseman was the pandemic again ?  Second or Third ?

War, Famine, Pestilence (sometimes Plague), Death.
Experience bij!

lustindarkness

#68
April 27, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
I've been called a pig before, does that mean I have bigger chances of catching this thing? :unsure:
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Liep

#69
April 27, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
As long as you only roll around in your own shit you should stay clear.
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Malthus

#70
April 27, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Swine flue?

There is only a limited amount of damage a novelty pig-shaped chimney can do.  :P
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I Killed Kenny

#71
April 27, 2009, 11:58:45 AM
I have a guinea pig, what should I do?

Warspite

#72
April 27, 2009, 12:13:10 PM
What if swine flu goes nuclear?
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Caliga

#73
April 27, 2009, 12:21:17 PM
Quote from: I Killed Kenny on April 27, 2009, 11:58:45 AM
I have a guinea pig, what should I do?

Ask a Peruvian for ideas.  :menace:
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Caliga

#74
April 27, 2009, 12:21:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 27, 2009, 01:30:30 AM
I have sniffles. Do I have: swine flu?  :cry:

This is the reason I'm glad I'm not a family doctor/GP in times such as these.  :lol:
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