R.I.P. Steve Jobs

[Barrister]

RIP

A guy that truly understood that people are morons and that they will buy overpriced garbage much easily than cheap, useful stuff.

Fuck you.

[Jaron]

RIP

A guy that truly understood that people are morons and that they will buy overpriced garbage much easily than cheap, useful stuff.

Fuck you.

[Habbaku]

Oh, good, Jaron's back for a few hours.

[Zoupa]

RIP

A guy that truly understood that people are morons and that they will buy overpriced garbage much easily than cheap, useful stuff.

Fuck you.

Relax. Your uncle didn't die, just some stranger that sold very expensive gadgets. Jeez.

[Jaron]

Oh, good, Jaron's back for a few hours.

I miss you too, Habibi

[Alexandru H.]

Don't worry, Barrister, He will resurrect in three days time then ascend to Heaven!

Wonder how much will charge Apple for the Gospel according to idiots that worship Jobs. Probably something like 299 $ (vowels sold separately).

[MadBurgerMaker]

Anyone been to an Apple store today?  I've read some stuff saying people are showing up crying, leaving flowers, candles, etc. 

[garbon]

Anyone been to an Apple store today?  I've read some stuff saying people are showing up crying, leaving flowers, candles, etc. 

I went to an apple store but that was before the news was released so it was business as usual.

I'm glad that I did not encounter this scene, oh my.

At the downtown San Francisco Apple store, people held pictures of Jobs aloft on iPads and taped greeting cards and post-it notes to the store window saying "thank you Steve" and "I hate cancer." Candles and red apples were placed outside.

[Habsburg]

Don't worry, Barrister, He will resurrect in three days time then ascend to Heaven!

Wonder how much will charge Apple for the Gospel according to idiots that worship Jobs. Probably something like 299 $ (vowels sold separately).

I've never bought a thing from the guy.  But this thread isn't where this belongs, start a different thread?

[Martinus]

The Onion does a "too soon" one too:

BREAKING: Panicking Apple Board Of Directors Attempt To Restart Steve Jobs

I felt bad for chuckling at it. 

RIP Steve. 

[Tamas]

RIP

A guy that truly understood that people are morons and that they will buy overpriced garbage much easily than cheap, useful stuff.

Yep.

I despise Apple and it's fanbase but Jobs was a genius.

[Eddie Teach]

"I hate cancer."

I agree, cancer sucks.

[Brazen]

The Onion does a "too soon" one too:

BREAKING: Panicking Apple Board Of Directors Attempt To Restart Steve Jobs

I felt bad for chuckling at it. 

RIP Steve. 

Likewise here:

Daily Mail runs Steve Jobs obituary in which he's still alive

RIP turtlenecked genius.

[Slargos]

The Onion does a "too soon" one too:

BREAKING: Panicking Apple Board Of Directors Attempt To Restart Steve Jobs

I felt bad for chuckling at it. 

RIP Steve. 

Likewise here:

http://newsthump.com/2011/10/06/daily-mail-runs-steve-jobs-obituary-in-which-hes-still-alive/

RIP turtlenecked genius.

FYL you incompetent harlot. 

[grumbler]

Jobs was a genius at making the complex accessible to the common person.  He gets to much credit for "starting" technologies that clearly either existed before he added his touch, or would have existed in spite of him, but he was an innovator in the analytically difficult area of interface design; his intuition there was almost always correct, and his companies made billions as a result.