Very important legal question for Malthus and CC

[crazy canuck]

One would think this sort of trivia could bring the profession into disrepute on this board - but of course, no such thing is possible. 

One must remember we have someone who says they are from Poland and who further claims to be a lawyer.

[Barrister]

So that would be the first option, no?

In both options you have the tabs flairing out to some degree. I wear mine flat against the chest but over the vest.  I dont see anyone wearing it so it flairs out at all.

Well no, of course they don't flare out and stick out from your chest.  But I had to differentiate them somehow.

[Malthus]

So that would be the first option, no?

In both options you have the tabs flairing out to some degree. I wear mine flat against the chest but over the vest.  I dont see anyone wearing it so it flairs out at all.

Well no, of course they don't flare out and stick out from your chest.  But I had to differentiate them somehow.

I'm gonna wear 'em sticking up like bunny ears. 

[Barrister]

You darn well know we don't get to wear wigs.

We can if we *want* to. 

I remember hearing about a Canadian barrister who actually went through the whole procedure and was called as a barrister in England.

When he came back to Canada and tried to wear a wig in court the judge made him take it off.

[Malthus]

You darn well know we don't get to wear wigs.

We can if we *want* to. 

I remember hearing about a Canadian barrister who actually went through the whole procedure and was called as a barrister in England.

When he came back to Canada and tried to wear a wig in court the judge made him take it off.

Well, you are talking about one of those lawyer-y UK wigs. I doubt the judge would have made him take of his toupee. 

[Barrister]

You darn well know we don't get to wear wigs.

We can if we *want* to. 

I remember hearing about a Canadian barrister who actually went through the whole procedure and was called as a barrister in England.

When he came back to Canada and tried to wear a wig in court the judge made him take it off.

Well, you are talking about one of those lawyer-y UK wigs. I doubt the judge would have made him take of his toupee. 

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

[crazy canuck]

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

And yet you have a wig fetish.

[Malthus]

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

And yet you have a wig fetish.

There's fabulous and then there's faaabulous, mah deah. 

[Ideologue]

I think the hottest way to wear them would be by themselves.  Oh, I love collars.

[crazy canuck]

I think the hottest way to wear them would be by themselves.  Oh, I love collars.

You would be disappointed then.  To get the collar you need to wear the shirt.

[Ideologue]

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

And yet you have a wig fetish.

I almost forgot.  I wish to change my answer.

[crazy canuck]

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

And yet you have a wig fetish.

I almost forgot.  I wish to change my answer.

[Martinus]

One would think this sort of trivia could bring the profession into disrepute on this board - but of course, no such thing is possible. 

One must remember we have someone who says they are from Poland and who further claims to be a lawyer.

Wow, you even go so far as to stalk me in a thread I haven't even posted in yet. I thought that when you felt a need to respond to every thread I started (to tell me just how horrific it was) you were obsessed with me, but this is just too much. Do I visit your nightmares or something?

[crazy canuck]

One would think this sort of trivia could bring the profession into disrepute on this board - but of course, no such thing is possible. 

One must remember we have someone who says they are from Poland and who further claims to be a lawyer.

Wow, you even go so far as to stalk me in a thread I haven't even posted in yet. I thought that when you felt a need to respond to every thread I started (to tell me just how horrific it was) you were obsessed with me, but this is just too much. Do I visit your nightmares or something?

Just pointing out there is much more then this thread that threatens the reputation of lawyers on languish.

[Barrister]

But of course - why would I want to wear a toupe?  I have a fabulous full head of hair.   

And yet you have a wig fetish.

Indeed I do.   

Next time you put on your tabs CC try putting them on the other way and tell me what you think.